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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Aaj Bush to bahut huye hoge tum!!


Ustad Bushmillah khan se ab suniye Raag Iraqi.

A few days back when I woke up at about 11 o’clock in the morning. Subah jaldi uth gaya tha to socha kuchh yoga, exercise wagairah kar lu. But then I thought otherwise and escaped with a "jai baba Ramdev ki". (Jab tak chote bachhe school se wapas nahee aa jaate mai nahee uthta hu.).
And you would think call center me night shift lagi hai kyaa?? Call centers and call girls appear equally distant to me. And the amount of time i devote to studies these days is equal to the duration for which ustad Bushmillah khan practices on his harmonium. Abhi 2 maheene hai before kooding into the saaftware industry tab tak as abhinav says chill maarne do yaaro!!.

Then after paying due respect to the natural urges I pressed the bellybutton of my CPU cabinet. My good 'ol kompooter which is as obsolete as Raveena tandon and has processing speed comparable to Sabu's brain.( Arey chacha chaudhary ka dimaag to computer se bhi tez chalta hai..usse compare karne se kya faida) is my musibat ka saathi .
After switching it on I searched for the day's newspaper "THE HINDU" in the house (people say it is as boring as watching the movie 'I see you' with your Maths ka master sitting alongside).

After reading every word of it ( and even by hearting info like the phone numbers of various massage parlors and different shehro ke taapmaan) I checked with my 'Computer ji' which was switched on near about a decade ago... as expected just the taskbar was visible ( taskbar says : Sirjee icons ko phone kar diyaa hai !! bas kuchh der me aate honge..Aaj to Bus ki hadtaal hai naa sir.....arey Memory bus sarkar)..

kuchh der baad...

I checked my blog for overnight comments. I had posted some more about Vijay and Tina last evening and hoped that some of the Amreekan junta would hop over to Garam bheja fry and Commento-fy my post..( Bhole baba ki kripa se abhi tak koi post Duck par out nahee huaa hai...kam se kam Viagra bechne waale to comment kar hi dete hai :p).

But when I did scroll down to have a look at the number of comments displayed, my facial expression was like of one when on a dark night when its raining kutte-billi outside, you are alone at home. You are as hungry as a kid from Somalia and you just have the furniture and TV ka remote left to eat. Bijli kadking ominously outside. You brave the Rain and the Wind like Mother-India and reach the nearest grocery shop to get a Maggi ka packet. Somehow you return home and thank god. The bile juices flow like ganga jamuna. When you do tear the packet, Voila!! You don't find any 'Masala' satchet inside. Baahar kahee bijli girti hai. The firangs would roar "Daammmmmmnnnnn" at such an instant and the desi male junta have an special word reserved for such occasions.(nahee bataaunga!!).

And when i didn't find any comments on the post i looked over to the hit counter which looked like a jpg image, (arey pata nahee kab se ek hi jaisa dikhta hai!!). I am searching for a hit counter where the counter is a float variable.( decimal ke baad bhi do-teen digit dikhaaye..tab kuchh activity hogi mere hit counter par).

Enraged by the treatment the blogosphere has bestowed on to this blog I swear to never post again here. But then Orkut ki kasam aap jaise log aate ho to accha lagta hai.
Iss baar comment karoge to Ustad Bushmillah khan ke concert ke free passes dunga. Pakka!!
Aslam chacha ki kasam :)

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Blogger Abhi said...

Kasam sunny deol ke hairy chest kee , main roz check kartaa hoon garam bheja fry . Zindagi ke ek dardnaak mod par main bhee ek ek comment ke liye pankh kate kabootar ki tarah tarastaa tha.But mera 3 saal ka blogging anubhav cheekh cheekh ke kehta hai ki tujhmein khatarnaak potential hain.so himmat na haar , anu malik ka naam lekar laga reh.

8:59 PM  
Blogger Amod said...

yaar, kyon comments ke liye bhookha? Ja kar kuch burger wurger kha lo.. :)

Call centers and call girls appear equally distant to me.

Now that u r kooding in saaftware industry, you'll probably see a lot of call centres nearby... about call girls, It's upto you.. :)

11:03 AM  
Blogger cardamom said...

# Abhi

kasam dharmendar ke kutte ki..ab to anu malik kyaa salim malik kaa bhi naam le liyaa hai...aapka anubhav mere bahut kaam aayega..jai ho!!

# amod

Comment ke liye mai ek bhookha bhediya huu...aur waise bhi call centers aur call girls dono ka kaam late night hi hotaa hai kyu!!! :p

keep visiting!!

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Blogger shaaaaaaam said...

hahaha...awesme....& poor asalm chacha..god bless..!

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Blogger Zee said...

nahinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn don't stop writing...........humara kya hoga.......nahinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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Anonymous Thisisme said...

hahahahhaha!!! this was way too funny..can hear my own roaring laffter after reading this :)) :))

5:28 AM  
Blogger Di said...

hmm..ye lo ek aur comment..enjoy! :D and u really seem to b besotted with raveena tandon..she cums up in every other post!! :O

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Blogger Adarsh said...

ek comment.... ek comment (or the lack of it) saala acche bhale writer ko bhookha bana deta hai :D
************ ... ye main nahin kehta... Geeta mein likha hai... samajh gaya naa....
Lage raho.....

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Blogger cardamom said...

# shaaaamm

:D..kya thakur tu aata nahee hai..aata bhi hai to sirf 'shaam' ko aata hai

# zee

*sob* *sob* mai ye ehsaan zindagi bhar yaad rakhungaa...

# this is me

even i can hear the goonj in my ears..keep visiting

# di

raveena ji ka mandir ban raha hai..i am the head pujaari!!

# adarsh

sacchee me kyaa...khair comment kaa to mai bhookha bhediya hu..aur hits ka pyaasa shikaari!!

6:15 PM  
Blogger Ragamuffin said...

abbey tere wahan 'the hindu' ki supply hoti hai kya???
as usual badhiya post tha...

comment kar diya...get me the bushmillah concert pass

1:20 AM  
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bhai.
tumne to mera dukh baant liya hai
bas fark itna hai ki tum bade dil se likhte ho..
likhta to main bhi dil se hoon lekin logon ko lagta hai ki unka dimaag bheje se out karne ke liye likhta hoon
jo bhi hai...mast likha hai
enjoy

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