The Making... - III

The scene shifts to the grand hostel-bathroom, with an array of cubicles. (The same bathroom has been rechristened to a call centre now) The hirsute extras supposed to be the students are irrigating their bushy chest hair under the shower. The Lifebuoy lather acts as a fertilizer to the cultivation. Nearly all the cubicles are occupied and queues have lined up.

The striped "kachhaa" clad brats are still ignorant of the fact that wearing jockey is the next best thing to be naked. For the poor and innocent souls it still is an "aaraam kaa maamla hai" and for the few other shy guys "ye andar kii baat hai".

The official bad boy Vicky (Mohneesh behl) has arrived with his friends for a "social bath". Apna chandu,(the bespectacled fatso) who looks like the son of Bappi lahiri is waiting for his turn to hit the shower.

The wicked gang nears the queue, and Vicky picks up chandu's towel from his shoulder and blows his nose into it and returns the towel. Chandu is furious deep down but he's looking as pissed as Irfan pathan.
This is how Vicky and gang has been instructed to have fun. The bad boy is High five-ing the other members of the gang. The bathroom is echoing with their cackle.

Nandu readjusts his 2kg lens. He gathers courage to speak against vicky.

"Vicky tumne ye mere saath theek nahee kiyaa!! tumne dobaara aisa kuchh kiyaa to ACHAA NAHEE HOGAA!!"

"Abey Munceepaalti ke gandee naali ke Suar !! Saale jab mai sandaass se baahar nilkalta hu to tere jaise 50 haraamkhor mera pichhwaada chaatne aa jaate hai. Aur chaat ke aisa saaf karte hai ki dhone ki bhi jaroorat nahee padti!!"

(sandass= toilet, pichhwaada= posterior)

And then in a fit of anger he slaps him hard. Chandu's specs hit the floor.
"Mera chashma !! Mera chashma.." he wails. Without the specs he is as blind as a bat with cataract.

"Chashma chahiye tujhe!! saale Tere baap ne chashma nahee pehna tha time par isiliye tu paida ho gaya!!"
his friends guffaw. They kick around with his specs. Chandu is on his knees wailing and chasing the clinks of his glasses. Then in a Ronaldinho feat vicky sends the specs flying in the air. A "hairy magar solid haath" catches the specs. He is here. The MAN.

" Vickeeeeeeeeeee!! Tu wo khujli waala kutta hai jo sirf sadak par Cycle chalaane waalo ko kaata karta hai, lekin jab tujh jaisaa kutta kisi truck se takraata hai to uska anjaam kyaa hota hai...wo main ab tujhe bataaunga"

And he jumps and then what follows leads Bruce lee and Newton to play Daandiya with each other up there in heaven. "Beaten to a pulp" would be a gross understatement to describe Vicky's condition.

All of them are now facing the "college ke principal" who knows all the boys by their first names ( I don't know how he remembers) . He says

"Shayyyyme on you!!! Tumhe pata hai humaare college ki iss sheher me bahut izzat hai, rutbaa hai. Tumne iss college ke Dissepleene aur Roolshh and regulayshann ko todaa hai.Tumhe iski sajaa milegi...Vijay aur vicky mai tum dono ko One month Sushpension!! deta hu"

Vijay: "Magar principal saab meri baat to sun....."

"Mujhe tumhaaree koi baat nahee sun ni hai..the Disheejan is laasht and final..Mai aisee gushtaakhiyaa bardaasht nahee kar sakta"

Vijay comes out all heavy hearted..He thinks of his dukhiyaaree maa and his bin byaahee behen..

Vicky comes out enraged...and he thinks about Vijay's bin byaahee behen too...A Hot and spicy vengeance is on the cards...( the front benchers in the theater wake up adjacent persons and are all rubbing their palms together in anticipation with knees together )

Tina is feeling sorry for Vijay and Anuradha paudwal is clearing her throat now. The swiss alps beckon the love birds. The movie is set up..:)

To be Continued....( hehe!! gaali mat do yaaro..agli baar khatam kar dunga Maa kasam :D )