Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Mithun the messiah..period (and a colon followed by a 'P')

As the offer for the Mithun DVDs in the last post drew an enthusiastic response I present to you two vintage classics of the legendary Mithun Chakrowarty. Popularly known as 'prabhuji' among the rikshaw pulling fraternity, the great bong idol is like a salt-shaker which is used by the bloggers to pepper up their posts with some humour.( and yeah you are right!! a living example is this blog.). so here are the two titles..

1) BKF
Starring: Mithun, Raza Muraad, Mcmohan, Some random petite "Towel-happy" girl..

Cheetah (Mithun daa) is a waiter in a coffee shop..The shop owner (raza muraad) is shrewd and "Zaalim". Half of the waiters are bonded laborers..He whips his waiters for every drop of coffee spilled from the cup while serving..No concession to bechaare boodhe baba..Cheetah is initially wafaadaar but then he stands up to the "zulm"..The owner has political links and he rears a kennel of pot bellied gundaas..But Cheetaah is fearless ..He had learnt an ancient form of martial art "Awaak-thoo" in his childhood (The art involves fighting with a toothpick as your weapon and when the opponent is down, the finishing act is spitting on him "awaak thoo".).
Kung Fu lacks the glamor so cheetaah detested it...He beats the gundaas to pulp and spittle and In between the action sequences He coos pervert numbers with the owner's innocent thigh baring daughter ( her wardrobe is stacked up with designer towels)..Cheetaah has a long list of "badlaas to take from the shop-owner"....But the road ahead is As tough as reading the Coffee shop bills...

Kya mithun apne mazdoor bhaaiyo ko insaaf dilaa paayega?? kyaa mithun apne pyaar ko paa sakega?? jaan ne ke liye dekhiye... CCD productions
Price : $ 3.99 (It is actually the cost of producing the full movie in Ooty)
Items : 1 DVD of the movie + One polka dotted designer towel free .

2) MKD (Sequel of Barista ka Farishta)
Starring : Same Stars + Some more + Mimmoh (son of Mithun da)

Cheetaah is an old man now and his thigh baring wife can now bare Only to scare people....Cheetaah runs the inherited communist Barista'...Coffee is passe' they sell vadaa paao and cut-chai nowadays..They face stiff competition from across the street situated the Capitalist Mocha's, Who mix marijuana with the coffee they and Fardeen khan flock to Mocha's..Cheetaah complains but the local pot-bellied thaanedaar is "bikaa huaa" and the MLA (Sadashiv amrapurkar) just sniggers when he is approached...

Cheetaah's son is practical and he wants to adulterate the barista cup of coffee too (to attract potent customers like Rahul mahaajan)...daddyji is reticent.. Mimmoh hates bengali but not the bengali girls..He has dreams of aquiring the profit making 'Mocha'..He "pataaos" the mocha owner's bitchy daughter.. Then he sings running around coffee plants chasing his love..

" 'Mocha' milega to hum bataa denge ,tumhe kitna pyaar karte hai sanam.."

Mocha daddy is happy with the relation his daughter is in ..He has links with the MLA..He has set his eyes on the "keemti zameen" on which Barista stands..
Cheetaah is khuddaaar...Son revolts and becomes a "ghar jamaai" of the mocha khaandaan. .Cheetaah vows never to see his son's face again..Son quips."He just needs to drop his glasses, he'll see nobody's face"...Cheetaah's hearing ability is not like his vision..He overhears his son saying all this..Uska "khoon khaulta hai" and he draws his "pushtaini" tooth-pick..aage jaan ne ke liye dekhiye..

Filter kaapi productions

Price : $ 0.99 (Cost of hiring Sadashiv amrapurkar)
Items : 1 DVD of the movie + A chance to act in the next movie.

Anybody Game??


65 Mirch lagi kya?? paani piyo yaha..

Anonymous Anonymous said...

:) kudos to you..amazing writing and thinking skills..mujhe nahin pata tha ke voh story itni badi post ban ne vaali hai :))))))))
loved reading it

9:02 PM  
Anonymous Ankur said...

nice post buddy...
waise if mithun read this post he would hav been the happiest person, because the kinda research u did on his films is gr8...the titles.."barista ka farishta" n "mocha ka dokha" were 2 good...
keep em comin

9:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doctor sahab - thanks for that ONE IMPORTANT lesson..arre pata to bachpan se hai yaar par kuch cheezein pata hoti hai fir bhi kar nahin paati :(....... aur meri angrezi ka mazaak mat udao..meri angrezi bohot buri hai ..aur aapki bohot achi hai ..kyon fenkte ho yaar

9:58 PM  
Anonymous Taks said...

Dude, thanks for putting up the jhakaas Mithun DVDs ka sale.
Nice movie-titles, nice use of those forgotten actors Raza Murad & Sadashiv Amrapurkar, great story-lines.
Of course, dont forget the Ad-revenue possibilities from Barista-ka-Farishta ... Barista creates the sets for the movie, all thigh-baring towels supplied by Bombay-Dyeing and u can have customized tooth-picks for each scene - depending on the sponsoring co.

10:50 PM  
Blogger Zee said...

what a toughie to pass! we're all just about dying to act in a mithun, mimmoh movie!
maybe the sequel can be called "kya hoga mimmoh ka" (ya ya i've been watching too many hindi soaps) and the title can be "aa gaya aa gaya........mocha wala aa gaya" (since that is the only mithun song i know!!)
entertaining read :)

1:01 AM  
Blogger itchingtowrite said...

nice one. mithun daa is the fav of our bengali friends too! remember the disco numbers of the eighties and his jhataak dresses!

3:10 PM  
Blogger Vikas ( Vicky) said...

i am sorry as such i have seen very few movies of mithun, and did not like any of those.
and its first time that i read yor blog, did not get the essence of yor post.

but for sure...u have nice way of story telling..i think that it will make me to read yor future posts.

keep writing

4:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

acha na laga to gaali mat dena mujhe...chalo life me kuch to smooth hai ;) writing hi sahi

4:20 PM  
Blogger Shankha said...


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

superb dude..amazing..!

8:53 PM  
Blogger Something to Say said...

aise mat bolo yaar..once upon a time - long long ago - me was a HUGE Mithunda fan (having said that - I am waiting for zameen to phato - and nighlo me)

11:22 PM  
Blogger Lady Godiva said...

ha ha ha!!!! oe more great work out of baba jee's jhhola... i enjoyed reading it a lot. once upon a time long long ago {shhh itz a secret} i was a die hard mithun da fan. you brought back the sweet memories of those days :-).

9:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just found myself here during blog hopping and I must say I had a good laugh!What a script and what a story:)And the fights with the toothpick would be awesome!I was never a great fan of Mithun but this I enjoyed!

11:40 AM  
Blogger cardamom said...


actually it was just meant to be a comment on your blog...but when u appreciated it..i thought well lets hit it!!...thanX :))


hey long time brother!! i am dying to meake him movie is "coffee day ke lafday"


hey this sale is for limited period..Rush!! yep i can have them sponsored...hey any body for marijuana?? :)


Namaste Zee!! welcum back..actually you are watching too much of Suneel paal ;) isn't it?? aur rush for the sale kyuki aisa 'Mocha' dobaara nahee milega!! :d

2:05 PM  
Blogger cardamom said...

Itching to write

hey i am not a die hard fan of mithun either!!! :P..i was just searching for some other money spinning alternatives other than adsense :d


Keep visiting dude...and hey it was a spoof..if u dint get it..hehe do i need to tell u that:D


arey nahee yaar!! sachee bol raha hu!..


welcum!! :D


amazed to see you here!!

Kehne ko kuchh hai

shorryy aunty!! it seems everybody on this page has been a mithun daa fan!!..zameen will nighlo-fy this comment page i suppose :)


Thankyu ji!! i was waiting for your comment..jhole kaa maal bahut hai..dun worry!!! mithun ko bataa u kyaa jaake ye secret ?? :P


thankyu ji...and welcum here and need i say Visit often :)

2:17 PM  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

kya hua ??????/ itna sannata kyon hai ?
BTW maine Argumentative Indian chod di 20 pages padhne ke baad.....cud not torture myself anymore

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1:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

really funny. how about one on his soon to be launched son?

you can catch Mithun on Boogie Woogie

on a serious note, cannot belive the same Mithun did "Mrigaya"

1:38 PM  
Blogger dharmu said...

man, this one was really hilarious!!!

too good. but unfortunately, its the truth. mitunda movies are always sad dinner spoilers.

4:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good yaar....tum doctor log bhi party karte ho... humari life to bekaar ho gayee hai :(

i am going home on saturday and will be back after 2 tak no blogging :) wish you a very happy new year(in advance) and will catch up with your blogs once i am back

9:04 PM  
Blogger Neers said...

oye... mein wapas!! aur this one is as good as you... :)

have a great new year, Abhi!

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rofactbscsl!!!! (rolling on the floor and clutching tummy but still can't stop laughing)

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whrs you?

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