Mithun the messiah..period (and a colon followed by a 'P')

As the offer for the Mithun DVDs in the last post drew an enthusiastic response I present to you two vintage classics of the legendary Mithun Chakrowarty. Popularly known as 'prabhuji' among the rikshaw pulling fraternity, the great bong idol is like a salt-shaker which is used by the bloggers to pepper up their posts with some humour.( and yeah you are right!! a living example is this blog.). so here are the two titles..

1) BKF
Starring: Mithun, Raza Muraad, Mcmohan, Some random petite "Towel-happy" girl..

Cheetah (Mithun daa) is a waiter in a coffee shop..The shop owner (raza muraad) is shrewd and "Zaalim". Half of the waiters are bonded laborers..He whips his waiters for every drop of coffee spilled from the cup while serving..No concession to bechaare boodhe baba..Cheetah is initially wafaadaar but then he stands up to the "zulm"..The owner has political links and he rears a kennel of pot bellied gundaas..But Cheetaah is fearless ..He had learnt an ancient form of martial art "Awaak-thoo" in his childhood (The art involves fighting with a toothpick as your weapon and when the opponent is down, the finishing act is spitting on him "awaak thoo".).
Kung Fu lacks the glamor so cheetaah detested it...He beats the gundaas to pulp and spittle and In between the action sequences He coos pervert numbers with the owner's innocent thigh baring daughter ( her wardrobe is stacked up with designer towels)..Cheetaah has a long list of "badlaas to take from the shop-owner"....But the road ahead is As tough as reading the Coffee shop bills...

Kya mithun apne mazdoor bhaaiyo ko insaaf dilaa paayega?? kyaa mithun apne pyaar ko paa sakega?? jaan ne ke liye dekhiye... CCD productions
" BARISTA KA FARISHTA "
Price : $ 3.99 (It is actually the cost of producing the full movie in Ooty)
Items : 1 DVD of the movie + One polka dotted designer towel free .

2) MKD (Sequel of Barista ka Farishta)
Starring : Same Stars + Some more + Mimmoh (son of Mithun da)

Cheetaah is an old man now and his thigh baring wife can now bare Only to scare people....Cheetaah runs the inherited communist Barista'...Coffee is passe' they sell vadaa paao and cut-chai nowadays..They face stiff competition from across the street situated the Capitalist Mocha's, Who mix marijuana with the coffee they serve..kids and Fardeen khan flock to Mocha's..Cheetaah complains but the local pot-bellied thaanedaar is "bikaa huaa" and the MLA (Sadashiv amrapurkar) just sniggers when he is approached...

Cheetaah's son is practical and he wants to adulterate the barista cup of coffee too (to attract potent customers like Rahul mahaajan)...daddyji is reticent.. Mimmoh hates bengali but not the bengali girls..He has dreams of aquiring the profit making 'Mocha'..He "pataaos" the mocha owner's bitchy daughter.. Then he sings running around coffee plants chasing his love..

" 'Mocha' milega to hum bataa denge ,tumhe kitna pyaar karte hai sanam.."

Mocha daddy is happy with the relation his daughter is in ..He has links with the MLA..He has set his eyes on the "keemti zameen" on which Barista stands..
Cheetaah is khuddaaar...Son revolts and becomes a "ghar jamaai" of the mocha khaandaan. .Cheetaah vows never to see his son's face again..Son quips."He just needs to drop his glasses, he'll see nobody's face"...Cheetaah's hearing ability is not like his vision..He overhears his son saying all this..Uska "khoon khaulta hai" and he draws his "pushtaini" tooth-pick..aage jaan ne ke liye dekhiye..

Filter kaapi productions
"MOCHA KAA DHOKAA"

Price : $ 0.99 (Cost of hiring Sadashiv amrapurkar)
Items : 1 DVD of the movie + A chance to act in the next movie.

Anybody Game??