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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Borekut...are you!!!

So you say "ahaaan orkut again!!" reading the tiltle....After even pados ke guptaji ka tommy has got a profile on orkut...POINT blank encounters wakes up to the brouhaha over orkut...
Another community on Orkut spewed some constipated theories about Shivaji and then who else but **Shivsena** activists acted as MCD for the cafewalaahs in maharashtra. Shutters dwn. Bechaare poor little kids who just wanted to see some harmless porn on the WWW with no Evil intentions of scrapping any body were deprived. UNICEF will look into the matter. Now the pure little souls have to bribe the cable walaahs for sum late-nite aid..My heart bleeds 2 1/2 bottles a day for those kids...[ok maan liyaa that 2 1/2 bottles dint make any sense...aage padho jee]

For the same purpose which could have been well served in broad daylight, the "honahaar bacchaas" will be deprived of some precious sleep..Mummyji thinks her bacchaa is studying chemistry late nite not aware of the fact that he is even seeing the "reactions" taking place. Father sniffs foulplay but he knows that today's not thursday so the cable channel is safe late nite. The cablewaala gets his extra payments from the father as well....

Well Orkut ki baat ho rahee thi...Waise being a guy i don't recieve such "hai!! can we be FRandz" kinda msgs..But what i do recieve are msgs of some other orientation...crooked sexual orientation... excerpts of a conv with a unknown guy on one boring Monday afternoon when i bunked my class..

Wetpants_ashwin : Hi, how u doin...

Me: hiaa buddy...where you've been .Long time No Peee...

Wetpants_ashwin : Can i ask you one thing??

(eewks he's no fun ...comes straight to the point , which is the only thing straight abt him..)

Me: My scrapbk is your playground Go on!!

Wetpants_ashwin : If only you desire....Can we have some fun on the bed..

Me: My bed is no appu ghar...if you wanna have sum fun visit my blog blahblah.blogspot.com
( i don't miss a chance to advertise my blog...hewhewhew *shrewd snigger*)

Wetpants_ashwin : Think again ...the ball is in your court!!

Me: The balls are in both the courts buddy...thatz the problem..

Wetpants_ashwin : What do you mean?? your profile shows you from chennai...gimme a call whenever you feel like havin sum fun..my num 98XXXXXX

Me: Waah beta fun chahiye tujhe aur balance mai apnaa kharch karu...iss route ki sabhi "straight" lines vyast hai...

Wetpants_ashwin : i don't understand hindi buddy...do u know tamil..

Me: No saar thangew...wait till navraatri then i'll think about playing daandiya...

And he blocked me...Being a guy who has been blocked by a gay is naak kataane waali baat...So i kept quite...Till i spilled the secret here...Wetpants if you are reading this then yaar apni pant ko rassi par sookhne ko daal do dhoop me...Aur tab tak kar lo duniyaa chaddi me...

Breaking news: UNICEF has granted an aid for the maraathi children each bacchaa will get sum 25 rs for bribing the cablewaalah. Mere ko bhi 25 rupaye do phir myheart will stop bleeding.:)

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27 Mirch lagi kya?? paani piyo yaha..

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Blogger dharmu said...

tooo good!!!

btw, i wanting to make frendsheep with you. me straight, decent, fun loving, single, feemail. you yes wanting, me you scrap doing. you no wanting, me no scrap doing.
"the ball is in your court"

4:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hihaha, this one is your funniest...
lol @ the balls are in both the courts buddy
@long time no pee
@i'll think about playing daandiya...
@today's not thursday

Too many gems in the single post.

6:07 AM  
Blogger Mumbai Guy said...

Lolz. Fun read as always. Hey I see someone even doing marketing here. Koool.

9:52 AM  
Blogger itchingtowrite said...

too good.. fun chahiye mere paise par

11:03 AM  
Anonymous ankur said...

let me jus 'straight' away describe your post in a single word...
AWESOME...
By far the funniest post till date...

2:51 PM  
Blogger cardamom said...

# anonymous

Yahee hai yaheeee hai WETPANTS MIL GAYAA...KYU BHAI GEELI-CHADDI KYAA HAAL HAI....

# dharmu

phirsst u becoming FAN me. Then i say Testinomial u. Me good boy don't watching FTV..friends doing wraang things..me not..i good blogg write..single i ..only one i..come play tennees..

# aashun

Nice laugh buddy "Hihaha"..you are a jauhari for pehchaaning the 'gems' in the post...
btw never send 'Gems' by the indian 'post'..Cadbury waala will do..

11:15 PM  
Blogger cardamom said...

# mumbai guy

thankz!! waise kaun see marketing yaar :O..pachheees rupaye de do aur mai chup..

# itching 2 write

hehehe!! auntyji de do naa pleeezz ...25 rupaye ki to baat hai...
[itching2write : "Aunty mat kaho NAA!!"]

# ankur

thanz dear keep coming!! ( naughty connotations shud be avoided!!)

11:44 PM  
Blogger Lady Godiva said...

AWSOME--- more than your post... the way you reply ;-)

9:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He bhagavan... apne aby ki izzat ka raksha karna! :P

Still going ROTFL about the balls being in either court :))

11:57 AM  
Blogger cardamom said...

# godiva

aapko bhi reply milegaa :))..ye to parde ke peeche ki baat hai..comments page bhi dekhnaa aage se bhale hi comment kare naa kare...WET PANTS kaa reply nahee aaya abhi tak..daandiya ki practice kar raha hai..hehe

# sudipta..

long time no pee..err see..bade dino baad aaye hai jee aap..mere jaise Dry pants logo ki bhagwaan wet pants se rakhshaa kare..thanyu for the Duaa...

// Still going ROTFL about the balls being in either court :))

hey don't forget even the ball boys are there..waiting at the ends of the net..droooling grrr:))

3:15 PM  
Blogger Lady Godiva said...

abhi kahan se karega... navratra aaya kahan hai????

9:23 PM  
Blogger Amod said...

lol!! You do get such offers!You must have done some great deeds in ur previous birth for being so luhkey!!Call him and do some prank, Have some fun, if not on bed... :D

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kya maamu.... kaise kaise log "dosti" karna chah rahele hain....
sambhal k raho bidu... ye duniya bahut danger ho gayeli hai :))))

7:10 PM  
Blogger praveen said...

Hilarious !

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahaha! very nice!

12:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I simply love this post. !!!!!!!!!!!! Amazing!! My manager asked me have I gone crazy because I was laughing my heart in the office :)

10:56 AM  
Blogger Shubhankar said...

yaar....ab tho ZEE MGM aur AXN ban ho gaye... & I never even got to watch REN..!!! :(((((

But man...this reminds me of someone...remember that alien nishant..?? hahahahhaa =))

9:46 PM  
Blogger gunj said...

hey loved d name of ur post....BOREKUT!!!
baki orkut has becum a sad site with mre dan one thing to disgust u!!

10:46 PM  
Blogger Venkat Poosapati said...

bhaai....main is post padke mar gaya hasee se.....

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