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Saturday, February 24, 2007

Padh lo bhai...title kal dunga!!

Samjhe munna??.. Of course it is as obvious as my insanity that the above pic is an screenshot of my recent referrers list. In my last post I urged the junta to " toss their comment ki chavanni into the katora of my comment-counter". And people obliged me by following every road , lane , highway , tunnel , Rakhi sawant's trap , baniyaan ke chhed which led to this place.
( wo 'saat hindustani' jinhone comment kiyaa hai , agar aapke postman chor nahee hai to sabko unke gift hamper mil jaayenge)

And some of the routes which led people to accidentally land up here have been put up above.

1) Kutiya ki aag - Kahee ye pados ke shaukeen mizaz gupta ji to nahee?? yaa phir unka tommy?? (The doggie is himself kisi kutiya ka suhaag ).

"Haii allaah!! kambakhat Muaa chahta kya hai!!" the neighborhood kutiyas discuss frantically.
It has been reported that the local kuttas have developed a taste for Garam bheja fry and have been searching this blog for content that will satisfy their fetish for raunchy 'bitchy' stuff.

"Uncle.. Kutiya ki Aag par paka lo Sarso daa Saag." says a pervert puppy and winks twice.

"Aankh maarta hai kutte..dharmendar ko phone lagaau kyaa.." I barked.

"Bheje ki oiling kar Uncle!! India ke dono veeru ab kisi kaam ke nahi rahe.."

(And as I hear this virendar sehwag is dismissed on a duck in a Ranji match in Delhi)

Time to move!!!

2) google: wipro sucks :- Kaun hai ye gustaakh!! meri company ke baare me aisi gandi soch!! ...ooops kahee ye mai to nahee?? ...looks like it's your's truly who punched in these keywords to look for like minded fraternity :D .. aur waise thoda confusion hai bhaai!! Is it Wipro that sucks or is it google..yaa phir dono ka joint venture..yaa phir kahee mai to nahee..?? :(

3) my dayz with myself :tanhaayee tanhayeee :- When this innocent guy ignorant of the consequences of reading the garam bheja fry stuff , clicked the link to this place from abhinav's blog , he screamed at such a high pitch that it required about 583 e's to put down his "naheee....ee" to a word.(Maalum hai yaar bahut lamba sentence ho gaya ye, gaali mat dena dost!!).

4) google :punjabi aunty :- Everybody seems to search for punjabi aunties , Punjabi uncles se itni berukhi kyuu. ( bagal ke cubicle wala : Oye hero punjabi uncles ki to poori ek site bana rakhi hai yaha dekh .)

5) tere yaar ne le liya truck - google search :- To tera kya jaa raha hai taau !! Truck to lena hi tha..pehle hero puch par bhains ko laad kar le jaata tha mera yaar.

6) uncle ke saath - google :- arey pata hai.. *BeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeP* ...phir uske baad dono bedroom me gaye uske baad jaise hi..*BeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeP* ...aur maalum hai ..*Beeee.....( Aur karo beep uncle!! ho gayee naa Beeper ki battery down!!...ab kar le beep!!)

7) how to attend bhel interview :- pehle prelims me to pass ho jaa!! ...Baaki ka kal bataunga.


Phewhhh!!( spelling sahee hai na ??) Next post : Vijay kicks vicky's *beep* ..(padosi ka beeper le aaya!!) :)

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34 Mirch lagi kya?? paani piyo yaha..

Blogger Shubhankar said...

bhayya...tum sirf punjabi auntiyon ki khoj karte ho..??
what abt mallus ka greatest contribution to India... moti mallu auntiyan..!!![:P]

9:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hehehhehe!!

this was again too much...pehle comments mangte ho..fir uska source ka analysis bhi karte ho :)) :))

2:26 PM  
Blogger Daroga said...

Hey... I got through.... details dekh le :)
BTW as usual... v.funny post :)

6:15 PM  
Blogger Itchingtowrite said...

ha ha.. had missed ur last post. vijay kya kya haal chaal hai?

11:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmm ... comment maangtai, fir uska jhakhaas picture nikaltai, fir uspe ek dhaasu post likhtai ... yeh chokra ekdum shaana hai !
lekin is beech, vijay aur tina aur unlog-ka chacha ka isstory bhulne ka nahi ! sahi bola ke nahi ?

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Blogger Garam Bheja Fry said...

shubhankar

abey coal mines ka mazdoor samjha kya mere ko...punjabi aunties ki kuchh izzat karna seekh baalak!!! :P

Yemaihu

isko kehte hai fishing...:D

adarsh

gr8 news from your side dude!!

itchingtowrite

yeaah he is ready with his gear to assault the whole big bad wrld...meri permission mil jaaye bas usey...agla post :)

Taks

Aye bhidu apun story nahee bhulaa hai..bas agla story me vijay boomabun karega...padhne kaa kyaa!!

10:39 PM  
Blogger Ragamuffin said...

mast maza aaya padh k...sorry for late comment...
meri *beep* phati huyi hai for project submission...tujhe to malum hai na...

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Blogger Life said...

hilariously done...
punjabi uncles naraz ho gaye to tum phans jaaoge "beep" "beep" ek kar denge tumhari woh.

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Blogger The Misdirected Arrow said...

I laughed so hard after reading this... that the tears changed their path :P... Good Job Done!

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