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Sunday, December 30, 2007

Time Pass!!

These are some of the status msgs i wrote for my gtalk IM in the past few months. No copyright issues, feel free to churaa-ing them, if you think they are worth. Imagine these lines below your name on your Gtalk main window.

# 'Backspace' is the only key which reminds you that you can come up with something better, but keys conspire , mediocrity is what they desire and hence this status msg.

# What do u call a harry potter 'spell' which goes wrong??

Ans: A Typo

# Why is 'HIMESH' correct instead of 'himesh'?

Ans: HIMESH is with caps on.

# 'Donut' worry Be-er happy!!

# All those people here with solid red dots against their names, Are you really busy?? come join the "Green revolution".

# Your Boss is like your toothbrush, he interacts with you for 5 minutes in the morning, doesn't let you speak in the meantime, sugar coated he is and you grit your teeth while he brushes you
up!!

# (Not) Drinking is strictly prohibited in Pub-lic (Pub-like) places. :P

# Har aadmi ke hote hai do mouth, ek to hota hai north aur ek uske south!!

# If my status msgs annoy you then let me tell you, i enjoy a 'status' here and i have got a 'msg'(%$#%@) for you.

# Jab we MATE!!

# Show the current music track-- dikha raha hu bhai..pappu chauraahe se daud ke cassette to le aa!!

# Ba Ba Black *Beep* !! :P { when i put up my profile pic with a mean look, clad in a black shirt:p}


# Up, Up and Awayyy!! {usually my status msg when i am away}

# Blah-sphemy! {self explanatory word}

# Friday owes its charm to a sweaty Monday morning!

# Don't drink and derive, you might crash into some premature conclusions!!

# Yahoo messenger zindabaad!! :P {aiwaiii :D }

# Be a patriot, Spend your new year's eve with Doordarshan, do tell me how it was :p !!

# A 'traitor' translates to a 'cosmopolitan' when you look up a euphemist's dictionary!!

# This person tried hard to put up a real smart-ass status msg but terribly failed to do so.

# Virginity is like your blog readers, eventually you gonna lose them.

Phewhh!! and heyy!! A very yappy new year to all!! :)

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10 Mirch lagi kya?? paani piyo yaha..

Blogger Vandita said...

great time pass...
kitne dino baad dikhen hain aap...
happy new year to u too dear, have a blast :)
oh and my favs
".# Your Boss is like your toothbrush, he interacts with you for 5 minutes in the morning, doesn't let you speak in the meantime, sugar coated he is and you grit your teeth while he brushes you up!!
!!# If my status msgs annoy you then let me tell you, i enjoy a 'status' here and i have got a 'msg'(%$#%@) for you.
but i don't quite agree with this :(
# Virginity is like your blog readers, eventually you gonna lose them.

4:06 PM  
Blogger Koi Bhi Purana 21inch ka TV said...

main to pehla chor hounga.......

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Muzzikk track wala sabse gudd hai :D !!

10:23 PM  
Blogger Girish (a.k.a) Gary said...

Cool timepass man.. but blogs without readers are the actual virgins :)

7:03 PM  
Blogger gunj said...

lol...i feel almost gr8 coz ive had a chance to read thm on ur gtalk windows first hand:D
funny thy r!

11:14 PM  
Blogger Bubbles of FireWhisky said...

Virginity is like your blog readers, eventually you gonna lose them


lolz... u said it!!! happy new year!!!

10:00 AM  
Blogger The Indian Frog said...

AVAILABLE / BUSY .. really !!

4:12 AM  
Blogger Garam Bheja Fry said...

# vandita

happy new year to you too!! ab to new year bhi baasi ho gaya!! gtalk zindabaad!!

# koi bhi...

Chor to tu hai hii.. :p

# anonymous deepa

haa pappu ka naam aa gaya naa isiliye!! pappu ki poppi!

# Gary

*Sigh* ppl like you have raped the blog of its virginity!! hehe! keep coming

# gunj

Yeah!! for the other gtalk handicaps i have put up this list!

# bubbles

hehe! that came up during chatting wid a like minded person! :)

# indian frog

bhaag saala!

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6:51 PM  
Blogger Rambler said...

'Donut' worry Be-er happy!!

Wish I could get a tshirt done with this :)

5:17 PM  

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