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Sunday, September 09, 2007

A trip to mera sasur (Mysore) - I


Long time no pee err..see !! (Song playing in my bheje ka Winamp : Pee le pee le o mere jaani pee le pee le o mere raja.. :P). the long disconnect can be well explained by the fact that this poor software trainee of a soul was subjected to a training routine which was as relentless and bey-reham as Nisha Kothari in RGV ki aag.( GBF reporter reports that the guy at the ticket counter brings along a mortein mosquito coil to his work place daily for what else but an undisturbed sleep).

At long last the training period is over and we’ll be allotted projects on the 17th of this month. If luck stays by my side, I might land up with a good development project. Chances are plum as I have scored well in the assessments (80+% overall), but bhagwaan ji has been playing an ‘Aleem dar’ offlate on my life ki innings. Dekho ji kya hota hai!!

Last weekend four of us dosts decided upon a trip to mysore. A visit to Tipu sultan’s tomb, Mysore palace and vrindavan garden with a few ancient temples dotting the route featured in the package tour. The bus was scheduled to depart on 6:45 in the morning aur wo bhi Saturday morning. Itni subah to sadak ke kutto kaa bhi alarm nahee bajta.

It was a chilled out morning and we were waiting for fellow travelers and traveleriyaas but they proved to be as disappointing as this post. We somehow managed to bring a non branded digicam along.(kuuch nahee mil raha tha yaar!! ) “Mera camera hai japani, ye ‘pantaloon’ of kishore biyani” (maaf kar do yaar hehe!!).

The dhaaba food was at its worst; I ordered a dosa which tasted like a pizza with a rich haajmola topping. Don’t dare to ask me about the paneer butter masaala that we had in the lunch. RGV ki aag par seki gayee rotiyo ke saath me paneer butter masala was like ‘no paneer but masala’. We reached tipu’s tomb at about 10 in the morning. The in house guide was speaking hindi as fluent and flawless as I speak French. Dodge this..

“Ye makbara matbal tooomb ne banvaaye tipu sultan ko in the saal 1798..”


“Aur masala dosa ne khaaya mere ko at the samay 9:30”
I murmured.

Arey bhaai uski kya galti hai. Mujhe to kannada me sirf gaaliyaa aati hai wo to phir bhi hindi me bahut kuchh bol gaya.

After checking out the tomb of tipu sultan,and the burial places of his various bhaai bhateeje and bahuu betiyaa we clicked snaps with ordering some extra ‘cheese’. We were back in the bus and the next destination was the city of mysore. When the bus sped ahead on the serpentine ways up the hill I was tempted to do a “mere sapno ki raani..kab aayegi tu” but I was instantly reminded by my dost ki ‘Raani’ paap ke raaste par chal nikli hai…uski ‘chunri me daag’ lagne waala hai. Tide ka safedi challenge be damned.

Chalo bhaai baaki ki bakwaas baad me. Shahrukh ke abs ki + ‘heyy babyy’ ke babes ki kasam jaldi hi agla post chipkaaunga…



Garam Bheja Fry completes an year of its existence. Aaj mere blog ka birthday hai..kya gift laaye ho uncle!!


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Blogger Shashank said...

hmm...good one but abhi lagta form me aaney me thoda samay lagega......he he he.....wo gane and last me rani wala part thoda phata wala ho gaya !! ;-)
Waise I liked the phrase- "RGV ki aag par bani roti" a lot.:)

8:06 PM  
Blogger FireWhisky said...

"I ordered a dosa which tasted like a pizza with a rich haajmola topping"

my room mate is 4m mysore... i made her read this... she is currently in the process f laughin and rolling on the floor...

waise congos tat the training is ovr...

8:16 AM  
Blogger Prasoon said...

Ek saal ho gaya ye garama garam plates serve karte hue and notice karne ki baat ye hai ki ab tak kissi customer ne case nahi thoka - wah bhai wah !

lovely post n ham dossre part ka besabri se intezaar kar rahe hain - shirt ki aasteen mein munh na chupana ab sharmake dekho itni tareef ke baad :P

8:49 AM  
Anonymous Swaroop said...

Abhi batting form mein nahin aaya.. dont tell me you became a software uncle too..

10:15 AM  
Blogger ~Nayan~ said...

bina strawberry ke cakes ache nahin lagte kya....this cake looking like those fairy tale ka cherry house.

btw

Happy Birthday [:D]

11:00 PM  
Blogger Neers said...

heyy abhi... long time! but this was cool! and amen for plum project! :)

1:04 AM  
Blogger ITW said...

happy b day GBF blog

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Zappy Birthday to Zoo.. ek saal se bheja fry kha kha ke put on karre hain..chal abb diet gbf bechna shuru karr..shallow fried.. :p..

And all d best faar pirojekt..

bina bill wale digicam ki pics yahan bhi laga deta,bubblegum!!

Regards ke saath,
Deepa!!

9:43 PM  
Blogger Vandita said...

besties for ur project dear.... kitne dino se dikha nahi, yeh acchi baat nahi hai...
waise all sympathies for all the bad food ur stomach endured ...:P
oh and Happy Bday ji, aapke blog ke liye :)

9:53 PM  
Blogger Sam said...

hehe... isisliye main kabhi south gaya hi nahi!! :D

2:35 PM  
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5:37 PM  
Blogger Marlee said...

Lol...funny! esp the hindi french comparision :-p

Happy Blog Birthday! Where's the pardy?!

1:01 AM  
Blogger Anilz said...

Aap ko pehli varshgant par dhed sari badahi ho. Oieee ganppat, ab daaru la :p. Milord, mere muvvakil GBF ko koi bataye, ki proj milna na milna training ke marks par nirbhar nahi hota (atleast in wipro). Feels gr8 to be part of u r journey dude. Boss, atleast be as frequent as the accidents happening in hyderabad.

3:02 PM  
Blogger Parul said...

Happy bloggy budday!

looks like RGV ki aag had a long lasting effect on you!

7:30 PM  
Blogger The Indian Frog said...

Tere Sasur ki photo kab chipkayega.. Aur Tipu se mil liya !
Moombhaaaiiiiii , ne plans ... do lemme know.. here i ll b that guide(Marathi Guide)..

12:35 AM  

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