Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Garambhejafry aa gaya!!!

Phewhh!! A trip to the land of Sivaji (-the boss) kept me away from my thela and my beloved customers (some of them ran away with the cheap crockery when they visited the deserted bhejafry stall. Ab to 'a khoon ki holi' is on the cards). Last week was hectic to say the least. The script for the week was written on one fine lazy Monday morning when I groggily logged in to gmail. One of my friends who happens to be placed in the same company as I am, was online. The rest of the batch mates suspect his parents set his gmail username and password before they gave him his first name. Imagine a dialogue

"oye chintu_cool beta !! khaana thanda ho raha hai"

"Mummy!! chunni_cute online hai..saal bhar me ek baar online aati hai!!"

My call center ka paseena type dost wasted no time in tapping the keys as he called me on gtalk right away, a minute into our conversation he let out a big "yipppeeeeee" sandwiched between two *Beeps*. I dint need to ask the reason, the mail for which we were waiting for had seduced our inboxes. We were asked to report on 22nd June at the sarjapur office in Bangalore. I have heard enough about the traffic of Bangalore where people use the traffic jams as their parking solution, leave your car there in the morning and find it 10 mts displaced in the evening. (jyaada ho gaya mainu pata hai :P).

But the ordeal had just begun, we had to rush to Chennai to get a formal medical chk up done from a particular hospital specified by Wipro.( Haija, pechis, TB, pet dard, kabjiyat ka test) Tatkal maata ki jai ho. We got our tickets booked for the same day and the thela was bound to be deserted. The train journey to Chennai from Bhopal was like doing a nageena dance half naked lying on the asphalt of Delhi streets. Maa kasam phat gayee. Accompanying me in my compartment were a couple of sleepy Kadar khan look alike uncles and my friend Rahul (oye rahul aa raha hu treat lene bhopal..tere ko pata hai kyu!! :p.). After the train crossed Nagpur at about 2 in the afternoon mast pavan chali and the sun was enveloped by mere future se bhi jyaada dark clouds, the kadar khans woke up rubbing their eyes and regions south of their anatomy. Every body let out heavy sighs of relief which then again caused the temperature inside to rise. (Were they really sighs of relief which led to a temperature-rise in the com'fart'ment??)

Rahul had recently acquired a N70 and so he was hell-bent on some video clips to be taken. Yours truly was the commentator as I described the weather and other finer details of a typical train journey. The video came out to be really phunny and I heard lot of guys enjoyed it. And if kader khans were on board who could stop aruna iranis from boarding the train, and as the train crawled ahead on the red hot rails it gathered enough of the kind from the platforms that dotted the route.

Yaar AC ke tkt nahee mile..kee karta..

Bitchy aruna iranis, sleepy Kadar khan look alikes who snore from two different traps of their anatomy, chunkey pandey chaap students (read “us!!”), Paan-beedi-playing cards waalas who have been taught in their childhood that all train passengers are ch***ya (they try to sell you solitaire cards for the price of a computer), haaye haaye Eunuchs (chakkaas) singing and dancing on "kajra re.." and when they refer to you as 'Salman khan' you have to oblige them with a smiling Gandhi baba, an inevitable verbal clash between the waitlisted passengers and the persons who have their berths confirmed (the words they use reminds me of my hostel days ..Aahh those days when you could call a spade a spade and a *beep* a *beep*!!.)..well this is what that sums up a typical train journey while travelling 2nd class.

Phewhh!! I am glad I am back to my the way have you ever heard idioms like Choohe ke mooh me pohe, langoor ke haath me angoor?? or lets put it this way, Imagine angelina jolie wearing a Relaxo ki chappal to the cannes film festival or may be george clooney wearing a lux-cozi with enough holes in it to make it look like a map of Lakshadweep, and if you are still struggling to picture this have a look at this pic.

Vinod kambli and his (much much muchaamuch) better half!!


25 Mirch lagi kya?? paani piyo yaha..

Anonymous Anonymous said...



baaki later!

4:25 PM  
Blogger Anilz said...

#@$^%$#^$^# moi 2nd %@$^%$#^#$%^

Let me go thru the post now.

4:28 PM  
Blogger Coffee said...


Is this a trend on your blog, that whoever comes to comment first puts in his/her presence as first, second and third?? ;) :P

Just kidding...... came blog hopping from some other blogs..... you have a great blog there.... especially the title. :) Will come back for more. :)

4:49 PM  
Blogger Rahul Aurangabadkar said...

wah beta....... awsme post.... finally i made into your blog...... newayz...... thanx for the n70 adv.... hehehe.....

6:51 PM  
Blogger gunj said...

com"fart"ment :))
n i really think kambli is a classy aint dat bad a match dewd!
kewl post
tasty plate:d

7:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Itne 'wonder'ful weather mein train journey ka dard main samajh sakti hoon! And delhi ki garmi found a place in this esteemed post as well :(..delhi aa kar dekh,yahan to i can use room heater as table fan :( :( :(!

And about Mr.& out of words :(!

@gunj: Have you seen his acting in his only movie 'anarth' by any chance?[the name anarth explains everything though] Do watch it if u get a chance!!


9:25 PM  
Blogger Shubhankar said...

Forgive me for not commenting on the rest of the contents of your post...
But I just had to thank you for the "best" pic (although i have seen better specimens on the streets here [:P] )that I have got to see online since I came to this country where the only GOD somehow forget was to lift bans on p***y..!!!
What a babe...What a babe..!!! Thanks for making my day..!!! :P

PS: Your comment still remains pending on my blog..!!! :D

9:50 PM  
Blogger Zee said...

put up the video na on youtube or something!

11:22 PM  
Blogger Garam Bheja Fry said...

# deepa

exams me bhi aane ka try kar!! :P

# anilz

bahut sandwich khaa rahe ho janaab!! :P

# coffee

welcum to the insane wrld of bhejafry.. gud to see u here!! :)

# rahul

hehe!! saale jab tera naam chaapa tab hi comment kiya.. yaar log video clip ki maang kar rahe hai.. ufff inke mummy papa ne wo video dekh liya to tera ghar aur cell dono jala denge!! :P

# gunj

vinod kambli ne inne dino baad chauka maara hai!!

inke bacche cricket khelna waale zebra jaise honge..!!

# deepa

sachee me delhi bas half century maar ke bat dikhaane waala hai...
aur waise sachee me re vinod kambli ki acting maasha-allaah oscar winning thi anarth me... cinema hall ka gatekeeper bhi bardaasht nahee kar paaya..aur naukri chhod ke bhaag gayaa..

# shubhankar

what a babe!! what a babe!!! sachee me!! :P
comment karta hu!!

# zee

arey papa mummy ne dekh liya wo video to mere ko typewriter dilaa denge mere ko computer bech ke!!

1:52 AM  
Blogger DumBum said...

1st f all... wlcm bk... 2nd f all, tat ws d phunniest thing ive evr read!!! lolz... keep em comin... bheja fry nvr lukd so gud

7:42 AM  
Blogger Prasoon said...

Phir mazaa aa gaya ek chatpati plate khaa kar :)

Waise whenz a post about Bangalore coming? I guess you've landed already or is it still to happen?

8:37 AM  
Blogger Naresh said...

omg... u r in Wipro, Sarjapur????
Am there too!

10:59 AM  
Blogger phatichar said...


langoor ke haath mein angoor, yeh to suna tha..par angoor ke haathon main poora 'vineyard'...pahli baar dekha!!!

(Tune phir mera mood bigad diya, oye!) ;)

11:17 AM  
Blogger siby said...

arey yaar, Vinod Kambli kya massst lag raha hai :)
And as usual, masst post.
par tune oceans 13 ke baare me toh kuch likha hi nahi? :(

1:05 PM  
Blogger The Soul of Alec Smart said...

Bengalooru! That's where I am now.

9:22 PM  
Blogger Vandita said...

hey welcome back.... bahut din se action missin tha....
u put the O in LOL ... great post
me found it vely phunny. :)

10:31 PM  
Blogger The Indian Frog said...

best part was the last snap .. kambli ki s\best pic hai ye inne saaalo baad .. hehe
Train journeys r meant to be special in many ways .. remember we 2 n ajmer ka dude (nishant)..
yaar ye kambli .. yummyyyyyy.. slurrp slurrrrrrrrrrp ..

11:49 PM  
Blogger itchingtowrite said...

he he great post/. do the tag now

3:55 PM  
Anonymous Thisisme said...

hahaha..train ki dastaan toh mast thi..:P
n oooh la la! vinod kambli ki toh aish ho gayi!! I have seen some movie of his..dunno the name..he was CRAP in it :D:D

4:50 PM  
Blogger Ashyta said...

Umm, Langoor? Yeah Right, the girl is definitely looking a langoor. Was she the angoor? [:P]

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