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Monday, May 14, 2007

A slice of Gtalk !!


Once on a lazy sunday afternoon when i was as free as a spoon that comes free with a 502 pataaka Chai-patti ka packet, I pinged one of my blogger friends who was counting the keys on his keyboard to kill time after he by-hearted the Windows help documentation. So here i present the excerpts of the chat. (Oye bilogger dost tu ghabra mat iss post ki kamaai ka aadha hisa teri vasiyat me cut-paste kar dunga!!). He went for the movie Tara-rum-pum the earlier night and so i asked him..
(This is the actual transcript of the chat)

me: Oye tararumpuram!! india ke rocket yahee se chhodte hai aajkal !! dekh li picture..??

Frnd: abbe yaar kal show ke baad auto hee nahi mila , 4 kilometer paidal chala andhere mein , izzat-abroo luti nahi magar

me: O teri..radio par suna ki ye picture radio par hi dekhne laayak thi

frnd: haan yar , kasam rakhi gulzar kee , upar se bagal wale uncle ne haath laga laga ke waise hee violate kar dia

mallu uncle the , maine hindi mein "mat karo" kaha , unko laga main enjoy karke keh raha hain 'aur karo' , saale ne poore teen ghante maze le liye


me: ohh...baap re elton john ke door ke bhatije kerela me bhi rehte hai
hehehe
mallu uncle interval me popcorn-saambhar khaate hai
patahai

frnd: hans raha hai zaalim , aaj main hoon , kal tu bhee so sakta hain , choodiyan pehan rakhi hai sabne , huh !

me: arey nahee tu bol to Naarth indian baalak utpeedan aandolan ka banner le ke aata hu sign kar diyo

tere scrapbook par dekha..baap re barron ki wordlist ka ek page chipka mila mere ko

frnd: kya ghinona iljaam laga raha hain , kidhar hai aisa ?


me: arey wo *beep* hai koi...mere blog par bhi tehelta hai aajkal

tune bhi rapidex chaapa hai uske scrapbk par
kyabaat hai

frnd: haan yar , main samne wala dekh ke alag alag roop apna leta hain , mere andar ek chota sa english man bhee chupa hai kahin

teri naukri hai kidhar ? kaunse shehar ki ladkiyon ki izzat ko khatra hain ?

me: Bangalore ki ladkiyaa burke ke liye wholesale me kapdaa khareed rahee hai

pune me bhi aisee afwaah hai..wahaa ki ladkiya judo seekh rahee hai

frnd: abbe main laal mirch ka stall laga leta hoon , wo bhee kaafi asardaar rehaga tere hawasi irado ko harane ke liye

chinta mat kario , halki wali mirch bechunga kanyaon ko , jyada nahi jalega tujhe

me: hehe...everest ka tadka , ang ang phadka

arey yaar Jaunpur ke chacha ne kaha tha..ki MBA jaisee chidiya do saal ke exp ke baad hi pakadna
maine iss baar CAT nahee diya..iss saal dunga
arey kuch pahucha nahee wapas bhej..maamu tu offline ho gaya tha

frnd: haan yar , boss ki parchai choo gayee thee mere jism ko

aur chacha bataaiye , cricket ka shauk rakhte hain ?

me: haa bahut..jyada..cicket ka shauk bachpan se hai

kirkit khelte khelte jawaani nikli hai

frnd: abhee bachpan khatam hee kaha hua aapka ? jawani ke angoor abhi khaane baaki hai aapke :p


me: "Aapka" bolke mere bachpan ka gala mat ghont..iss masoom ko bhi jeene de


frnd: abbe wo tho aise hee variety ke liye bol raha tha ,chinta na kar , hamare ya na izzat dee jaati na lee jaati hain


me: haa yaar nahee to kal raat paidal paidal chalte chalte tu kaii izzatdaar ladkiyo ko benakaab kar sakta tha


frnd: kaafi wajan hai teri baat mein , raat ke saaye mein maine iss shehar ka ek khaufnaak chehra dekha tha dost

frnd: yar koi badkeela gaana bata latest , download karta hoon


me: arey TRAIN ka gaana hai


me: arey cricket me tu batsman hai ya baller..


frnd: main middle stump hoon :p , arre mein wicketkeepr batsman hoon , gilleeecressst jaise :p


me :waise kaun se sheher me hai tu
*beeep*
ya phir *meeep*

frnd :*beep* !
kaunsa gaana hai tu naam bol , uski maa kee

me: arey mai tere ko link deta hu..aankh band kar bas dwnld button daba diyo


frnd: yeh huee na choro wali baat , bata bhai bata , bhagwan tujhe maal padosan dega


me:http://esnips.com/doc/abe5d249-265d-4755-b91b-d358a08a72a0/Woh-Ajnabee

ye le dabaa de isko *beep*
iske*

frnd: kaafi jayada dabaa dia hain , ek safed screen khul raha hain


me: nahee dheerd dheere saare nazaare "ubhar" jaayenge


frnd: movies nahi dekhta tu ? ja dekh aa hall pe , kabse ghar mein baitha kaanta ho raha hai


me: haa yaar asal me yaha dost nahee hai sale..saale sab net par bikhre huye hai..unko hi batorta rehta hu net pe


frnd: abbe dload kaise karun usko ?


me:
download button nahee aa raha kya??
abey phir sign in kar le
ye le
aby.asthana@gmail.com

frnd: abbe yeh tau tho sign in karne ko keh raha hain


me: pwd: *beeep*


frnd: bhai tum sign in karte ho ya nahiiiiii


me: heheheeh

sahee bhidu

frnd: thanks yar , itna bharosa ? meri aankhon mein aaj ek nanha sa aanso aa gaya hain


me: hehehe..abey usme koi kaabuki ka khazaana thode hi hai

jo mai apne poto ko vasiyat me likhunga


Bahut ho gaya.. aage humne bhutan ke rising GDP aur bachpan me kiye gaye secret paap share kiye.
Aur haan have a look at The Garambhejafry ad i created. (hey office going junta you will need earphones to hear the dialogues).

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18 Mirch lagi kya?? paani piyo yaha..

Blogger DumBum said...

"aage humne bhutan ke rising GDP aur bachpan me kiye gaye secret paap share kiye."
lolz lolz lolz... this ws so phunny... reminded me of the time after my boards... chutti thi... and about 15 of us wud conference like this... lolz... good times, yaar... veyr good times... bachpan ke paapon ke baare mein koi post nahi likhoge kya?

7:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kisi ki private :P baaton ko aise poster pe likhna aur itni berahmi se ghatiya quality ki fevicol se chep dena kahan ki sharafat hai :D??

hehhe..The whole conversation reminded me of my verry gud frnd[hes a bloggr too!],hum logz bhi aise hi baatz karte the :P until he got busy!:)

And "sare frndz net pe bikhre hue hain" is so true...kitna dard hai is line mein :P!
njoy!
-Deepa!

2:13 PM  
Blogger gunj said...

awesome :D
tu likhta reh dude....bhagwan tujhe har jagah maal padosan de jiska koi bhai ya banda na ho [:P]
damn funny convo!!
u guys rawk!

2:22 PM  
Blogger Abhi said...

Kamine ! humne jo rangeen pal ek doosre ki zulfo ke saaye mein bitaye the , aaj tune bech diya un palo ko chand paiso ke liye !! tum saare mard aise hee hotein ho !

5:27 PM  
Blogger Garam Bheja Fry said...

# dumbum

yeahh but my bilogger dost is all upset coz of the public diplay of our cooochie-cooing.. he cannot bardaasht my bewafaai.. :P

# deepa

Aaye-haaye!! sharafat begum aayee hai comment karne!! :P
aahh wo sunehre din!! kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayaal...uff aage bhool gaya :P

# gunj

maal padosan de lekin mariyal uncle bhi de saath me, tabhi kuchh baat hai..hehe!!

# abhi

Jaaneman ye bedard jamaana humaara pyaar kya samjhega!! aur jab pyaar kiya to darna kya... humey iss zamaane ko dikhaana hai ki humaare pyar me kitni taakat hai.. :P
aur tu delhi pahuch gaya?? tere blog par fungus lag gayee hai..update kar jaldi!! :P

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