A slice of Gtalk !!
Once on a lazy sunday afternoon when i was as free as a spoon that comes free with a 502 pataaka Chai-patti ka packet, I pinged one of my blogger friends who was counting the keys on his keyboard to kill time after he by-hearted the Windows help documentation. So here i present the excerpts of the chat. (Oye bilogger dost tu ghabra mat iss post ki kamaai ka aadha hisa teri vasiyat me cut-paste kar dunga!!). He went for the movie Tara-rum-pum the earlier night and so i asked him..
(This is the actual transcript of the chat)
me: Oye tararumpuram!! india ke rocket yahee se chhodte hai aajkal !! dekh li picture..??
Frnd: abbe yaar kal show ke baad auto hee nahi mila , 4 kilometer paidal chala andhere mein , izzat-abroo luti nahi magar
me: O teri..radio par suna ki ye picture radio par hi dekhne laayak thi
frnd: haan yar , kasam rakhi gulzar kee , upar se bagal wale uncle ne haath laga laga ke waise hee violate kar dia
mallu uncle the , maine hindi mein "mat karo" kaha , unko laga main enjoy karke keh raha hain 'aur karo' , saale ne poore teen ghante maze le liye
me: ohh...baap re elton john ke door ke bhatije kerela me bhi rehte hai
hehehe
mallu uncle interval me popcorn-saambhar khaate hai
patahai
frnd: hans raha hai zaalim , aaj main hoon , kal tu bhee so sakta hain , choodiyan pehan rakhi hai sabne , huh !
me: arey nahee tu bol to Naarth indian baalak utpeedan aandolan ka banner le ke aata hu sign kar diyo
tere scrapbook par dekha..baap re barron ki wordlist ka ek page chipka mila mere ko
frnd: kya ghinona iljaam laga raha hain , kidhar hai aisa ?
me: arey wo *beep* hai koi...mere blog par bhi tehelta hai aajkal
tune bhi rapidex chaapa hai uske scrapbk par
kyabaat hai
frnd: haan yar , main samne wala dekh ke alag alag roop apna leta hain , mere andar ek chota sa english man bhee chupa hai kahin
teri naukri hai kidhar ? kaunse shehar ki ladkiyon ki izzat ko khatra hain ?
me: Bangalore ki ladkiyaa burke ke liye wholesale me kapdaa khareed rahee hai
pune me bhi aisee afwaah hai..wahaa ki ladkiya judo seekh rahee hai
frnd: abbe main laal mirch ka stall laga leta hoon , wo bhee kaafi asardaar rehaga tere hawasi irado ko harane ke liye
chinta mat kario , halki wali mirch bechunga kanyaon ko , jyada nahi jalega tujhe
me: hehe...everest ka tadka , ang ang phadka
arey yaar Jaunpur ke chacha ne kaha tha..ki MBA jaisee chidiya do saal ke exp ke baad hi pakadna
maine iss baar CAT nahee diya..iss saal dunga
arey kuch pahucha nahee wapas bhej..maamu tu offline ho gaya tha
frnd: haan yar , boss ki parchai choo gayee thee mere jism ko
aur chacha bataaiye , cricket ka shauk rakhte hain ?
me: haa bahut..jyada..cicket ka shauk bachpan se hai
kirkit khelte khelte jawaani nikli hai
frnd: abhee bachpan khatam hee kaha hua aapka ? jawani ke angoor abhi khaane baaki hai aapke :p
me: "Aapka" bolke mere bachpan ka gala mat ghont..iss masoom ko bhi jeene de
frnd: abbe wo tho aise hee variety ke liye bol raha tha ,chinta na kar , hamare ya na izzat dee jaati na lee jaati hain
me: haa yaar nahee to kal raat paidal paidal chalte chalte tu kaii izzatdaar ladkiyo ko benakaab kar sakta tha
frnd: kaafi wajan hai teri baat mein , raat ke saaye mein maine iss shehar ka ek khaufnaak chehra dekha tha dost
frnd: yar koi badkeela gaana bata latest , download karta hoon
me: arey TRAIN ka gaana hai
me: arey cricket me tu batsman hai ya baller..
frnd: main middle stump hoon :p , arre mein wicketkeepr batsman hoon , gilleeecressst jaise :p
me :waise kaun se sheher me hai tu
*beeep*
ya phir *meeep*
frnd :*beep* !
kaunsa gaana hai tu naam bol , uski maa kee
me: arey mai tere ko link deta hu..aankh band kar bas dwnld button daba diyo
frnd: yeh huee na choro wali baat , bata bhai bata , bhagwan tujhe maal padosan dega
me:http://esnips.com/doc/abe5d249-265d-4755-b91b-d358a08a72a0/Woh-Ajnabee
ye le dabaa de isko *beep*
iske*
frnd: kaafi jayada dabaa dia hain , ek safed screen khul raha hain
me: nahee dheerd dheere saare nazaare "ubhar" jaayenge
frnd: movies nahi dekhta tu ? ja dekh aa hall pe , kabse ghar mein baitha kaanta ho raha hai
me: haa yaar asal me yaha dost nahee hai sale..saale sab net par bikhre huye hai..unko hi batorta rehta hu net pe
frnd: abbe dload kaise karun usko ?
me: download button nahee aa raha kya??
abey phir sign in kar le
ye le
aby.asthana@gmail.com
frnd: abbe yeh tau tho sign in karne ko keh raha hain
me: pwd: *beeep*
frnd: bhai tum sign in karte ho ya nahiiiiii
me: heheheeh
sahee bhidu
frnd: thanks yar , itna bharosa ? meri aankhon mein aaj ek nanha sa aanso aa gaya hain
me: hehehe..abey usme koi kaabuki ka khazaana thode hi hai
jo mai apne poto ko vasiyat me likhunga
Bahut ho gaya.. aage humne bhutan ke rising GDP aur bachpan me kiye gaye secret paap share kiye.
Labels: being me
served by Garam Bheja Fry at 2:15 AM
19 Mirch lagi kya?? paani piyo yaha..
"aage humne bhutan ke rising GDP aur bachpan me kiye gaye secret paap share kiye."
lolz lolz lolz... this ws so phunny... reminded me of the time after my boards... chutti thi... and about 15 of us wud conference like this... lolz... good times, yaar... veyr good times... bachpan ke paapon ke baare mein koi post nahi likhoge kya?
Kisi ki private :P baaton ko aise poster pe likhna aur itni berahmi se ghatiya quality ki fevicol se chep dena kahan ki sharafat hai :D??
hehhe..The whole conversation reminded me of my verry gud frnd[hes a bloggr too!],hum logz bhi aise hi baatz karte the :P until he got busy!:)
And "sare frndz net pe bikhre hue hain" is so true...kitna dard hai is line mein :P!
njoy!
-Deepa!
awesome :D
tu likhta reh dude....bhagwan tujhe har jagah maal padosan de jiska koi bhai ya banda na ho [:P]
damn funny convo!!
u guys rawk!
Kamine ! humne jo rangeen pal ek doosre ki zulfo ke saaye mein bitaye the , aaj tune bech diya un palo ko chand paiso ke liye !! tum saare mard aise hee hotein ho !
# dumbum
yeahh but my bilogger dost is all upset coz of the public diplay of our cooochie-cooing.. he cannot bardaasht my bewafaai.. :P
# deepa
Aaye-haaye!! sharafat begum aayee hai comment karne!! :P
aahh wo sunehre din!! kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayaal...uff aage bhool gaya :P
# gunj
maal padosan de lekin mariyal uncle bhi de saath me, tabhi kuchh baat hai..hehe!!
# abhi
Jaaneman ye bedard jamaana humaara pyaar kya samjhega!! aur jab pyaar kiya to darna kya... humey iss zamaane ko dikhaana hai ki humaare pyar me kitni taakat hai.. :P
aur tu delhi pahuch gaya?? tere blog par fungus lag gayee hai..update kar jaldi!! :P
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