GBF reporter!!

Read the previous post 'Aish-abhi ki shaadi' to extract full mazaa out of this post..and for those who have done the noble deed earlier- aaiye meherbaan.. :)

Hmfff!! I was about to call a press conference for reporting against Salman who called me 41 times!! Yes u heard it right melordd!! 41 times last night, threatening me to delete my previous post. Vivek was not much of a bother as he ran out of his coins in his 3rd attempt.

This piece of news was brought to you by our special GBF correspondent who was masquerading as a truck cleaner there at the dhaaba.( kya pucha “What’s GBF??” jis ghar me ghuse ho uska nameplate to padh liya karo ustaad!!)

Our reporter told us that Kaif has advised Vivek to replace the nameplate outside the new abhi-aish home with a nameplate reading "KAIF" in big bold letters. By the next morning they will find the window panes broken, walls painted black and the chaukidaar beaten up. The "Saathiyaa" boy gets all excited but suddenly all his excitement dies away as he sees a beefy well fed and well drunk Sardaara standing over him. (Sardar ji is the owner of the dhaba)

Sardaara : Oye bhott daaru chhaaan raha hai!! paise laaya hai naa..aaj poora udhaar chuka dena nahee to apne mukke se tere gaalo par pappi dunga...

Vivek :Eh..hheheh!! arey sardaar ji gussa nakko !! abhi cheque kaat ke deta hu ye....

Sardaara : Ooooooooye!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Sardar ji is in a Handpump-ukhaado mood) Aaj agar cheque KAATA to tere ko KAAT ke rakh dungaa....CASH laa

Vivek : (trembling and controlling his bladder-urge) Haa..uh.umm cash de dunga!! Pakka!! ..Oye kaifi jara wallet.....KAIFEE kahaa gayaa?????

(kaifee vanished in thin air with the soda ki bottle)

And then what do you think, sardar ki ne mukke se pappi li vivek ki??..heh!!.....pappi to chhodo Sardar ji's mukka and vivek's face collaborated to produce a XXX movie after that.

Next up the GBF reporter moved to the Pratiksha bungalow where all the action and ruckus was. A lady reporter of a popular news channel with a hoarse voice was reporting something..

" Dekhiye Sanjay aap dekh sakte hai kitni khoobsurati se laat maari gayee hai"

"Garima!! agar aap humey sun sakti hain to humaare darshako ko batayein ye sab hua kaise " (sanjay is in a jubilant mood)

"Dar asal humaare cameraman Abhishek bacchan ki car ke bilkul paas pahuch gayein aur phir wo photo lene ke liye car se latak liye, tabhi car ke aage ka darwaaza khula aur humaare camera man ke pichhwaade par ek zordaar laat padee"

"Kaun se joote pehne the laat maarne waale ne, kuchh pata chala hai garima!!" sanajay is pleasantly surprised.

"Haan sanjay !! ye hum aap ko latest tasveere dikhaa rahein hai..ye dekhiye ye hai camera man ka pichhwaada ..aur ye rahe joote ke nishaan..badee hi khoobsurati se laat maari hai"

"Dikhne se ye 10 number ka joota lag raha hai!! aur itni mardana laat masha-allaah abhishek bacchan ki hi ho sakti hai "( sanjay is all excited)

"Haan sanjay humey kaafi khushi ho rahee hai ki ye exclusive laat sirf humaare cameraman ko padee.." This is a proud moment in Garima's life.

"Chaliye garima aap line par bane rahiye..hum aapke paas dobaara aayenge *click* Aap dekh rahe hai A*j T*k bharat ka sabse tez channel"

(A reader smirks: abey shaane channel ka naam kyu chhupa raha hai!! .Kon sa tera blog TOI me chhapta hai jo tere pe case thokega channel ka maalik . hurrr!!)

Oye maamu !! GBF scoop :

Richard gere kissed shilpa to prove to the truck drivers that " Chumma lene se AIDS nahee failta.."

An irate truck driver: " Oye aire-gere!! kanpatte par Thappad bajaane se bhi AIDS nahee failta..kabhi aana dhaabe pe bataaunga.!! "

Byee.. :)