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Sunday, April 01, 2007

Apun aaya re hihaha!!

Oye Uncle bhaagne se pehle post to padh le..!!


Before UNESCO declares this blog a "A World heritage site" and Japanese tourists wearing red caps and yellow shorts go crazy with their Fujifilm cameras clicking the Vijay-tina epic's manuscript, I puke one more post here.

Last month apun engineer ban gaya, Full month party maara dost log ke saath. Farewell-sharewell bhi huaa. photo-shoto bhi chipkaayega, wait karne kaa. And as a result - Thanda bheja fry. Fikar not!! I yumm back after completing 4 long years in the lungi-land and currently I have all the time in the world to Bilogg.
And during this time 15 guys were sent on an all expense paid trip to West-Indies to watch the world cup led by a guy called Dravid. They played some friendly matches as well during their stay. When they did return to India, they were welcomed by the Indian hockey team. It was an emotionally charged moment with the players of either team hugging each other tight with soggy eyelashes. The theme music of "Hum saath saath hai" was being played in the background. ab sab baraabar ho gaye itne saalo baad. chal ab topic se U-Turn maarte huye kuch filmy gup-shup ho jaaye..

Now i present to you excerpts of a chat between sholay kaa veeru and ramu kaka 3 years after gabbar was captured :

Veeru : Today we have with us the iconic ramu kaka who has served thakur saahab for 25 long years. Ramu kaka has been with thakur saab since the days when he was a 'hand'some young man to his hands-free days. To Ramu kaka bataaiye. aapka kya experience raha ??

Ramu kaka : Ab kya bataau beta!! Bas baaki ke din kaat raha hu..thakur saab ki sewa me zindagi guzaar di..bechaare thakur saab apni vidhwa Bahu (jaya bachhan) ke to haanth peele nahee kar paaye.lekin budhaape me mere haath jarur peele kar diye...

Veeru : kya matlab??

Kaka : Arey kutto ke dracula!! itna bhi nahee samjhein...thakur saab pyjaame kaa naada to khol nahee paate hain, pichhwaada dhona to door ki baat hain..

Veeru: Ohh!! to iska matlab roz subeh aap hi.....Ohh!!

kaka : haa beta haa!! meri haanth ki rekhaaye wahaa chap gayee hai jahaa nahee chhapni chaahiye..!! aur saale ramgadh ke bacche bhi itne naalayak hain ki, mujhe 'dhoni, dhoni' kehke chidhaate hai...Budhaape me apne pichhle janam ka paap dho raha hu main..*sobs*

Veeru : Never mind kakaji!! ye bataaiye thakur saab ke kya haal hai..

Kaka : Mat poocho beta !! thakur saab ke chehre se maano khushi gaayab ho gayee hain...unki badnaseebi ke kisse sun nahee paaoge...

Veeru : kakkajeeehhh!!....sunaa do pleeeezhh!!

kaka : " kya bataau beta ..ye mazaak unke saath 3 saal se hota aa raha hai..jab thakur saab apne jooton se gabbar ka sir kuchal rahein the tab peeche se police inspector ne hawaai fire kiya aur wo chillaaya "Hands up!!" ... kaahe ke hands kaahe ka up.. Thakur saab ki aankhon me aansu aa gaye...Aur jab court me gawaahi dene ki baari aayee tab bhi katghare me saala ek vakeel geeta utha ke le aaya aur bola "thakur saab geeta par haath rakh ke kasam khaiye aap jo kuch kahenge sach kahenge....." ..aise mazaak beta kaun jhel sakta hain.."

"Yahee nahee raamgadh ke shararati launde aaye din chauraahe par unse pooch pooch ke bhaagte hai "thakur saab ghadi me time kya huaa hai" . Lekin uss din to had hi ho gayee jab thakur ke b'day par sab chokro ne mil kar unko dumbbell gift kar diya...

Saale ab thakur ji ko ramgadh ki cricket team ka wicketkeeper banane ka plan bana rahe hain.. Uff..mujhse to aur dekha nahee jaata..*sob* "


Veeru : himmat rakhiye ramu kaka!! main bhi bobby deol ka baap huu..aur esha deol bhi meri hi beti hai..samajh sakte ho naa aaap..!!

Kaka: Samajhta hu veeru!! jis din mujhe lagega ki ab bas bahut ho gaya aur ab mujhe eeshwar ke paas chale jaana chahiye uss din tumhaari beti ki 2-3 filmey lagaataar dekh lungaa...* sigh*..

Veeru : Sahee hai kaka!! waise agar phir bhi thodi bahut jaan bachee reh jaaye to mujhe boliyega mai bobby ki 1-2 latest movies ka intezaam kar dunga..

Kaka : Jarur beta!! basanti se kehna ki dhanno usey aaj bhi yaad karti hai..ab main chalta hu..thakur saab ke pressure aane ka time ho gaya...

Aur ab apna bhi time ho gaya hai..bistar todne kaa..Aur haa ab koi UNESCO waala aaye to usko idhar ka address nahee dene kaa..:)

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Blogger Zee said...

hahahaha......kutton ka dracula??? hahahahahaha kaisa dimag chalta hai tumhara! wah!
congrats on becoming........another one of the breed which scares us lesser mortals in B school.....

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Blogger Shubhankar said...

hahahahhaha...ROTFLMAO..!!!!! =)))

Kya ultimate hai baap...an outsanding laugh-riot..!!
Though the humour was amazing all through...this one just beats it all..
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bechaare thakur saab apni vidhwa Bahu (jaya bachhan) ke to haath peele nahee kar paaye.lekin budhaape me mere haath jarur peele kar diye...

Amazing post...keep me posted on ur updates..!!!

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Back with a BANG !!!
ultimate post hai bhai.... macha diye ekdum....
"dhoni".... he he he he he he he he he
lage rahi yaara..... bahut sahi jaa rahe ho....

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Anonymous Thisisme said...

hahahahah =)) =))

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Blogger cardamom said...

# zee

B school..hehe kya system hai...school college phir school me jaana... 1-2 saal baad apun bhi try maarega to scare ppl in business paathshaalas..

# shubhankar

thankoo!! arey haath peele aur geele dono karte the thakur saab...ye cheez maine censor kar di.. yupdate tere ko jarur milega saambha!!

# adarsh

hehe!! mast lingo hai "macha diye ekdum" aur dhoni-roni ki to aisi ki taisee... saale ke paas jitni bikes hai utne run bhi nahee banaata!!

# itching to write

neki aur pooch pooch!! hehe zarur zarur!! :))

# this is me

thankoo!! :)

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Blogger Amod said...

Wah, engineer Bandhu!! Aao Aao, aao humari is dukhbhari duniya me shaamil ho jao:)

So one major landmark achieved!! Great Mate! :)

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Anonymous taks said...

wah ustaad wah ... accha likha hai :-) badhiya !
And, Congrats on becoming an "Inji-neer" and on your first job. have fun !

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Anonymous brij said...

solllidd!
Apun log bhi engineering mein aisi bahut BC kartey they...ek baar job lagi, toh paison ne jawaani loot li....
I'll share your post with my frnds...aaj dhoondta hoon saaley log ko..

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dat was ultimate....hw do u evn think of all such things???
chal nw u gota tell me deewar mein deewar kahan thi aur kaunse cement se bani thi:P

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Boss...outright comedy...i am dying laughing.....seriously....

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Agar Ramu kaka ke aaj ke halaat ke uppar sholay part 2 bani to kya usme unke uppar gana filmaya jayega ki "Haathon me aa gaya jo kal Julaab aapka"?

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