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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Indian Idhol aaya re!!




"The party's is over Dude. The 51st post is up" sternly I say.

"Oye ki keh riya hai!! ye bottle kya maine roti belne ke liye khareedi hai, Gale me utarne to de jaalim isko" a tulli reader retorts.

"Its over I say, Indian idhol has arrived"

"Oye jaa orkut par jaa logo ko scrap chipka, ladkiyo ke album dekh, aur jin ladkiyo ne profile par 12 photos ka vaayeda karke andar phool-paudhe aur babies ki photo chipka rakhi hai unko gaali de, 'report abuse' kar.... blogging kal-parso kariyo"

"Neech paapi, itni gandi soch!! Saale Brazilian ladkiyo ke regular profile visitor, tuuu aisa keh raha hai. Abey tere ko to tere bhaai behno ne bhi block kar rakha hai orkut par...Saale gay communities ke moderator!!" I loose my front.

The tulli reader passes out..ohhh or was it the mirror I was talking to... :O

Phewhh!! 51st post it is. The number 51 as they say is an auspicious number. It is the amount of money you shove inside a pink shaadi waala lifaafa(envelope) and head to attend a distant friend ki usse bhi jyaada distant cousin's wedding party to which you have been accidentally invited to. You mop up the fast food stalls and when you move around with your laden plate with a '51-rupaye-to-vasoolne-de' look , people mistake you for a waiter with a tray (due to sheer amount of stuff u have on your platter).

And hey Indian I-dhol has arrived. And u must know there are 4 judges this time. Anu , Alisha, Udit and Javed ( I am referring to there names as if they are my grandchildren like chunnu-banty… kill me!!).

Trivia : Do you remember the name of the guy who won it the last time??

If you know the answer then you can be either of these people:
1) a blood relative of Sandeep acharya. 2) Anu malek 3) Sandeep acharya himself 4) Desh ka jaagruk naagrik

(Oye sandeep agar tu blog padh rela hai to salaam bolta hai apun!! tere Mike ki battery khatam ho gayee kya re..ek bhi album me nahee dikha. Reshammiya ki topi me ghus gaya kya tu... kyuki jab se usne topi lagaani shuru ki hai tab se tu bhi nahee dikh raha.!!.)

The 1st episode is yet to be aired, as I publish this rubbish. But our very own under-cover GBF reporter has all the scoops. Lets see what he has got for us :

There is a huge crowd waiting outside the audition building, The passers-by mistake the herd for the first-day-first-show crowd for the movie Good boy-bad boy. Aise bhole bhaale logo ka ilaaz alibaug me hona chahiye. chalo i'll complete the post after i watch the first episode. Till then I am gonna rehearse for an upcoming Bhutaani idol. I hope no Australian immigrant is in the fray. WC yaad hai naa maamu :)

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19 Mirch lagi kya?? paani piyo yaha..

Anonymous Anonymous said...

shagun ka post daddy-cated to indian i-dull!! wat a waste of everything:P !!
And by udit,do u mean UDIT CHOPRA??[sumone plz call ambulance before i faint!]:O :O :O

Vaise jitna crowd audition dene aata hai itna to shahjahan ne taj mahal banane k liye bhi nahi hire kiya hoga!ahem!

Waiting for nxt post to cum up!!
-Deepa!!

11:43 PM  
Blogger The Indian Frog said...

HICK

oye mamu !!

Last time to apan sri lankan idol mein try kiye the..ab tu akela he bhutanese main ja raha hai..

Wat ll happpen to indians yaar,ur golden voice, golden blogs,brasilian gals...wow wat legs yaar .. ;-P

also this time annu malickh( i spelled it rite, i think) is tryin to do some humour too ..

naheeeeeeeeeeeee

12:38 AM  
Blogger Vandita said...

lol lol lol....loved ur convo with ur mirror :P
waise just so u know i had auditioned for indian idol one time...ive never had sucha harrowing experience in my life and i refuse to sit and watch ppl makin a fool of themselves on television coz esp auditions mein toh itne dramebaaz log aate hai ki i end up sayin ... hadh hoti hai, ab toh woh log bhi gaana shuru karenge jinhone kabhi school mein poem tak recite nahi ki hogi!
anyways good post as usual :)

12:43 AM  
Blogger Thisisme said...

hahahaha..this was tooo gud :)))
i luved reading that orkut conversation :)):))
bada hi khurafati dimaag hai tumhara!!!

4:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey good keep it up ...with ur humorous posts....acha hai maaro anu malick ki....pirated singer.......ha ha ha

prashant here....

10:57 AM  
Blogger siby said...

"laden plate with a '51-rupaye-to-vasoolne-de' look" hehe
arey Sandeep Acharya ko baksh do, wih bechaara 51 dino se bhooka hoga :)

Arey u remember, kai saal pehle, Alisha chinai ne anu malik pe molestation charges lagayin thi, aur aaj dono ek saath?
Hai re Kalyug :)

11:29 AM  
Blogger Anshul Agrawal said...

arre mamu apun to itna acha gaata hai ki jab apun Mohaalla Idol ka audition dene gaya tha, to udhar ke sabhi Judge log uth ke bhag gaye the... ;)

Waise apun socha hai ki agli baar Indian Idol ka audition dene zaroor jayega, shayad wahan apun ko chance mil jaaye... ;)

2:25 PM  
Blogger gunj said...

lol lol lol....u got so much to say bout orkut dude....reminds me wat mah bro said wen sme1 asked him wats orkut?? his answer was "bahut saari ladkian" :P
sai baat hai re...with views like dat ...all ur guys' ma bhen are gonna block u soon!!:P
cool post again!as always i cudnt stop louffin hardaaa:)

4:54 PM  
Anonymous Sumit said...

orkut.... aaina... aur indian idol... bole to mast khichdi hai mamu.....
12 tasveero ke vaade karke kuch bhi lagaane waliyon ko to aksar sunata hi hu.....
aur aaine se baat.... na bhai... aaj tak utni nahi pi!! :(
aur rahi baat indian idol ki....last year ki chhodo.... uske pehle walo ka bhi mujhe yaad nahi hai..... aur nahi maine aaj tak indian idol dekha!!

6:46 PM  
Blogger Revathi said...

arey!!phod dala!!bahut mazaa aa gaya!! i m still in the process of dirtying the floor by rolling on it and laughing!!:D:D

7:10 PM  
Blogger Zee said...

wah! indian idol khatam hue 1 ghanta hua hai aur 10 comments!!!
await a post on the judges who were as entertaining as the show today........

10:56 PM  
Blogger The Indian Frog said...

Abe aaj annu malick aur Javed ki mast hathaa paai hue.. jam ke ghonse laat diye..(verbally) ..
i felt like givin some to annu too..
Oye SIBY , Alisha aunty was sittin wid udit narayan in between her n annu .. so molestation ka asar abhe tak hai uske dil-o-dimaag mein..

1:23 AM  
Blogger DumBum said...

my convo with my mirror usually consists of "good morning... ARGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! - oh its only u..."

wt u said abt 51 rs and the weddin is so tru... lolz...

n yaar, ye indian idhol is damn silly i tell ya... i dnt remember ne f the winners ka naam... :O i wonder if "cruel and unusual punishment" means anything 2 the producers f the sho

8:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

err..so u were talking bout udit narayan? :P ..aaj subah hi kal k paper mein dekha! :D..and naam to poora likhna chahiye..
-deepa!

12:18 PM  
Blogger Garam Bheja Fry said...

# deepa

oye paper padh !! udit chopra kaun hai bhaai,,udit narayam aur prem chopra ki shaadi kab huyee :O

# indian fraag

saheee me yaar..he is such a "naheeee" material..dekh bhai dekh aage ke episode..

# vandita
arey waaah!! mere page pe ek indian idol ka contestant..waise GBF did try this time ..:P sahee baat hai waise i have taken a dig at those guys who put my neighborhood doggie to shame wid their howlng er snging skills.

# this is me

khekhe!! khurafaati dimaag!! GBF bachpan se aisaaich hai innocent saa :(

# prashant

aate reh ..saale tere ko bolna padta hai..

# siby

hehe!! pooraani yaade taaza karne ke liye bulaaya hai dono ko...isiliye beech me udit natayam ko bithaaya hai.:P

2:23 PM  
Blogger Garam Bheja Fry said...

# anshul

arey mai bhi ek judge tha udhar...saala raat ko bhaaga to tempo bhi nahee mila..kutte ne ghar tak daudaaya tha.. :((

agli baar saath me chalenge.. pakka..tu gaana mai dance karunga..dhik chik dhick chik!!


# goonj

Our maas and behens are luckily not on orkut..they visit my flat rather than my profile.. :P

# sumit, sam ya suleimaan

sarv dharm naam hai tera..waise tu bhi 12 photo waale profile talaashta hai..aur aaine se baat karne ke liye apun piya nahee khaaya..bol kyaa ..bhaang..aur chal meri man ki aankho se indain idol dekh le..

# revathi

hehe!! kal se kaam waali baai ko chutti de do..aise roll roll karke flor saaf ho jaayega..:D keep visting !!

# zee nahee sony par

haa sony pe aaya..aur post likh bhi diyaa ..padh lo aap!! :P

# dumbum

hehe!! mai to mirror se kehta hu "subah ki chai laa be" and go bk to sleep..:P .

Indian idol ki jai ho! gbf khoob aish kar raha hai!!

2:38 PM  
Blogger Shubhankar said...

hmmm...believe it or not...maine kabhi Indian idol ka ek bhi episode dekha ich nahi..!! :O
oye...frust maamu...zara kam brazillian pottiyon ke profile dekhiyo...itne zyaada stock ho gaya...ki unme se kuch mere profile visitors me bhi aa gayi hain..!! :D

indian i-dhol ke baare me tho zyaada nahi jaanta...but the starting orkut ki charcha achi thi..!! :D

1:52 PM  
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