Tag ka agla bhaag!!

Finally, these days when I reach home after spending a day facing some fierce competition from my fellow trainees in the hallowed environs of pocket tanks, minesweeper and the likes, I find a stable internet conn at home. Arey bhai kareeb 150 gram khoon jala hai iss mardood internet conn ke peeche.. Mera ISP “dulhe miyaa…” B*%$#.(tata indicom) itna mast tha kuch din pehle tak ki raat ko gmail par sign in kar ke so jaao subah tak inbox khul jaata thaa. The condition has improved a bit and ergo blogging shuru… :)


Ye raha Tag ka agla bhaag… abhi tak kyaa hua ye jaan ne ke liye padhe Raj comics ka naveentam digest http://garambhejafry.blogspot.com/2007/08/ee-kaa-hai-babuaa.html

9. Last person who made you cry ?

Rahul dravid , with his innings in which he scored 12 runs of 16 overs in the pichhla test match. Kehte hain series jeetna pakka kar rahe the… arey bhaai kabhi suna hai Truck ke driver ko kutte ne kaat liya… The chances of England winning the test match were as bright as “buddhaa mar gaya” winning the Oscars.

10. What is your favorite perfume / cologne ?

Ek hi hai bhaai… bhikhaari se puchhte ho ki favorite katoraa kaun saa hai??... kulhaadi maarta hu roz apni gardan par (AXE iiphect)… naa to mai marta hu naa hi ‘ladkiyaa marti’ hai (mujhpe)..( oye taali bazaao re pun maara maine!!)

11. What kind of hair/eye color do you like in the opposite sex ?

The first and foremost condition is that these assets should be intact in the opposite waale sex ki ladki (:P). As my name is abhishek a green eyed girl will do just fine.:)
Arey contact lens ki chaddi pehen ke har ‘naked eye’ rangili ho jaati hain. Dikhaawo pe naa jaao, pehle apni shakal chamkaao.
Aur yaar hair to grey nahee hone chahiye ladki ke. kam se kam godrej hair dye ke paise to bachenge mere.

12. What are you listening to ?

‘What goes around comes around’ by timbaland. Oye angrezi reader apni raised eyebrows ko rest de aur unko dharti par laa. Hum bhi angrezee gaane suntaa hoon. :D Waise gaana mast hai lekin gaane ka matlab mujhe utna hi pataa hai jitna tere ko mere agle post ke contents. :P

Maine pehle bhi kaha tha. I yumm just a Rampur ka duryodhan in bengalooru.

13. Do you get scared of the dark ?

Haa bhaai haan!! The few ghosts who read this blog please meri mazboori ka faayeda naa uthaana. The puraani haveli dwellers, historical figures up the peepal ka ped and the plush bhoots camping in the Ram gopal verma camp spare this innocent S/W-trainee soul.

14. Do you like pain killers ?

Yeah I so love them!! Raat ke khaane ke baad agar plate me ek-do pain killer naa ho to khaane ka mazaa nahee aata!! Kyu Sharma ji!!

Pain killer hai jalebiyaan thode hi hain!! Imagine your mum saying

“beta aaj maine pain killers ki sabji banaayee hai….tujhe pasand hai naa isiliye!!”

“Arey waah maa!! To phir raayeta Vicks-action-500 kaa hi banana aur agar crocin kii chutney mil jaaye to kyaa kehne”

Pain ko Chill (kill) maar yaar!!

15. Are you too shy to ask someone out ?

Aaye haaye..T-shirt ki sleeve muh me dabaa li sharam ke maare!! Oye mere Shy-ni ahuja mai inna shy bhi nahee bhaai… sharam ko mai painkillers ki sabji ke saath hi bachpan me khaa gaya tha.. haan lekin kisi ladke ko “asking out” karne me vaddi sharam aati hai jee, you know naa!! * coyily looks at his bitten nails *

16 . If you could eat anything right now , what would it be ?

Ras-malaai..bhott sahee lagti hai mainu!! Inni saari plates khaate ho..kabhi kuchh daan dharam bhi kar jaao..

17. Who was the last person you made mad ?

18th question ka answer!!

18. Is anyone in love with you ?

17th question ka answer.!! :)