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Saturday, July 07, 2007

I yumm happy!!


Two weeks of training are over. 5 more weeks to go. My friends back home ask me “Kaun saa maheena chal raha hai”(training kaa) and I get all red. I reply “mai poore parhej barat rahaa huu…jacchaa aur bacchaa dono salaamat hai”.. our training is taking place at a hip bangy college whose students irrespective of their sex hug each other when they meet in the mornings and talk about rock concerts and hangovers. Ee Bangalore hai babua, my dost tells me. I am just a Rampur ka laxman…err..duryodhan in a big city.

My day starts at 6:30 in the morning when I wake up for a piss and then again I go back to snuggle up where I used to piss on when I was a “nappy me bhi happy” baby.

I get up at 7 and till that time the PG waala nepaali kaancha delivers the bed tea. The innocent kaancha looks at me and says :

”shhaab!! Chaai kaha rakhu!! “

“aaarggglleggglee *drool* aghhhh” with one eye open

“jee shaab!! Theek hai“

While sipping the tea I wonder philosophically looking at the morning sky from my window how come I have become a “saabji” in the space of 2 weeks. Then my roomie sardaara shouts

“Saale Bh**Ch** pankaj udhaas….. kal subah utthega kyaa??” then I realize main to abhi bhi jawaan hoon. And my snobbish “saabji” thoughts take a suicidal jump from the same window.

In another half an hour I am as ready as sameera ready oopps reddy. Four of us colg ke dost get bundled in a santro and head for the training center. Bangalore ka traffic beckons us with open arms. As we stay at the BTM layout 2nd stage and the training center is near the electronic city office which is a shade over 9kms away from our place traffic ke lambe haath hum maasoomo ke mornings ka gala ghontne ko taiyaar rehte hai... … “aa jaa beta” the traffic says. The road looks like a parking lot. And the office goers inside the cars and buses seem to have accepted this as a part of their life and they look as calm as a sleeping gurudutt while their vehicle moves at a speed of 10 inches an hour.

When we do reach the center we idle around in the canteen checking out the girls and saambhar vadaas , and then begins a 10 hour grueling session interspersed with 3-4 extended coffee breaks and a lunch break where we get the “fokut ka khaana”. Half of the class is occupied with my colg friends so fultoo masti.

On our way back who else but Atif, raeth and few other Pakistanis rub malham on the mental jakhms of us S/W engnnrs by their voice. When we are back at our residence dinner vagairah leke.. begins a happy hour where 12 of us colg ke dost (alllaah kaa shukar hai we are all in the same building) get together for what we call as “The happy hour” your’s truly hosts it proudly and in that period of time we guys laugh our ass off , jokes on every thing under the sun, moon and baanki ke pilanet. Din bhar ke Stress ki maa ki… :D

Kuchh photu-shotu dekh lo…


Rajdhani express ka ek coach..shukar hai gali ke kutte nahee ghoom rahe bas unhi ki kami hai



Traffic rules gaye chulhe me..



Mera gurucool...yaha mujhe hal chalaane ki training di jaati hai..

Oye cybercafe nahee hai re.. mera classroom hai ye..yahee mujhe 10 ghante roz mazdoori karni padti hai


Mera saaf suthra room...Beds ke beech me distance ko note kiya jaaye me-lordd!! :P

Ek kaam ki baat. Jaankaar dost se ek gujaarish hai...mujhe Sys UNIX domain se navaaja gaya hai aur mera telecom mera horizontal hai..iss combo ke saath mai kitne teer chala sakta hu..thodaa torch maar yaar ispe. battery mai khareed dunga tension nakko.


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20 Mirch lagi kya?? paani piyo yaha..

Blogger Swaroop said...

You would be dealing something in cpp ?? ... that is a work done by many other companies in IT as well.. you wont find a problem in your career if i am guessing your work.. as it is to be !

2:09 AM  
Blogger The Indian Frog said...

haan ji!!
vadde dino vaad.. tussi nazar aaye ho ji..
chalo ab dekh kar ke achha laga ki tu vadaa sambhar ke saath he pal badh raha hai.. tere nutritions mein kami nahe aane payegi..
hehe.. zara sab jano ki HAPPY HOUR mein photu leke ke post maar(including u ) ..
CHEERSSS !!!1

5:01 AM  
Anonymous dumbum said...

hey... welcome bk... yaar rooms and all ki pics wicks dekhke badi jelousy ho rahi hai... y cnt my pg b lk tat? [:(]

9:12 AM  
Blogger gunj said...

kool pikchurs man!
tera khallas room looks sexy re!
its amazin hw u can make d best of d worst part(trainin) of d IT jobs!
great goin! tell us more!

6:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

parhej? :O kalmoohe..thode aur parhej barte hote toh aaj yeh din nai dekhna padta :D :D :D!Hehhe!

Gudd to know training mastt chal-ing!
Pics bhi gudd ho-ing....next time mehnat majdoori karte hue kisaan bhi chhapna..nahi toh camere k saath bahut badi naainsafi hogi re! :P

Regards,
Deepa!

7:27 PM  
Blogger Anshul Agrawal said...

Nice pics... They are better than the post... I'm nt saying that i didnt like the post but the pics are better, especially Rajdhani one...

5:12 PM  
Blogger Sam said...

aur yar puraaen din yaad aa gaye.. kabhi hum bhi trainig the... pure 5 mahine....
waise telecom vertical bohot sahi hai... aur demand is not limited to national sector.. waise kis company mein hai??
as for your platform no idea... main .NET ka banda.. Microsoft ke aage kuch nahi jaanta!! :P

8:33 PM  
Blogger Anilz said...

Ekdam sahi hai bhai ... U have gr8 scope in telecom domain. I told u rite ??. Hey nice pics dude. Kya yar tune apna wada pura nahi kiya :). Apne aage mosquito coil rakhke flashback mein ja , then u'll get wht iam talking abt. Arey yar apna geography bhi chipkana(dnt get me wrong :D).

9:05 AM  
Blogger Sayan Bhattacharjee... said...

Its great to see somethin from u after a long long time...Lag raha hai ki Bangalore me full masti chal rahi hai...
Keep up..njoy...all da best
baki bhaiyalog ko bhi mere taraf se sadar pranam kaheyega... :-)

10:20 PM  
Blogger Vandita said...

hey ure happy ... so am i
gr8 to see u here back in full form after such a long time....waise toh main khud hi abhi tak hibernation se wapas nahi aayi hoon...hope to be back soon.
great post
loved it
:)

2:43 PM  
Blogger The Black King said...

Itna saaf sutra room? Hum engineers ko badnaam kar rahe ho tum to!!

4:44 PM  
Blogger Neeraja said...

I yumm happy too..first,bcoz ure back with a new post and second, bcoz im commenting after quite sometime :p

B'lore and its famous traffic jams...bahut suna hai.
besties for the 5 more weeks!

10:29 PM  
Blogger Supriya said...

hey nice.. I must have bin dumb to miss ur blog earlier.. blogrolling ya..
keep rawking!!

1:16 AM  
Blogger Zee said...

bada saaf room hai!

9:22 PM  
Blogger phatichar said...

kaisan baara?? bhool hi gayin humaar ko babua..tanik chitti-patri to bheja.. :)

11:30 AM  
Blogger Adarsh said...

kaisa chal raha hai funny man.... post se to lagta hai ki khoob mazaa ho raha hai ...
college frenz ke saath agar job karni ho to kasam se .. kaam karne ka mazaa dugna ho jaata hai

7:48 AM  
Blogger Sam said...

oye!! kidhar gaya????

3:50 PM  
Anonymous pravin said...

Cool. Maja coming. Another month and you'll be through ;)

11:12 PM  
Blogger Anilz said...

oiee amavasya ke chaand, bharat ke overseas victory . Kahan hai tu meri bhai. Kushi ke mare blog ka address bhool gaye kya. Kamaal hai yar tu tho project milnese pehle hi itna busy hogaya. khuda khair rakhe thumhari.

5:41 PM  
Blogger A@$hu said...

i chked out ur blog dude...all i can say is jst u r awesme......i knw it would b boring but i can suggest to dat u should start wrinting novels...LOLZZ.....u r jst tooo gud man ;)

1:11 AM  

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