Thursday, August 21, 2008

This is the beginning!

It has been 3 weeks since I joined this place, and I must say, the workload is weighing down on me. Good lord, shooting a million juicy forwards (the "be very careful before opening" types, which you inspect when everybody thinks everybody around has gone for lunch, and they all watch it :P) to my kameene dost from my gmail inbox, Checking all those zindadil people's orkut photo albums every five minutes (bole to ekdum fasst. orkut updates se bhi pehle) , the kind of dudes and dudiyaas whose response to any problem or even a minor glitch in their smooth course of life is "Iski M@@ ki". Freaking out on weekends is a mandatory task which ought to be performed by every other member of the clan, strictly.

"Aree o saleema maine suna hai iss itwaar ki shaam tune 'freak out' nahee kiya! haaye allaah tune sacchee me nahee kiya?!" (Looks in horror)

"Haaye kya bataau !! iss nigodey Anwar ne mujhe dhoka de diya, naaspeeta ain wakt pe farzana ke saath nikal liya"

"Arey farzaana nahee, wo to farzaan ke saath nikla tha??"

"Hawww! matlab wo 'jaanu i miss u', 'i luv u' ke SMS wo bheja karta....." (looks in horror)

Well not exactly!! But they do what they do best and then post the saboot on their orkut albums and then they lock it. (Damn!). Anti-social networking, I say.

*Pause: this blogger pauses to try random JavaScript codes to unlock a potential juicy album*

Yeah Nowadays I am as free as the steel ka chamcha(spoon) that comes free with the brooke-bond chai-patti ka packet. Jhalli. Wait a minute, wasn't this true for last full one year. In my entire stint in my previous company, I just worked on one weekend, that too barely for five hours. The security guard at the gate would have coded more lines than yours truly. And in addition to that, I had stayed late in the office (till 9:30 pm) a total of 4 occasions, considering an average techie here, carries a kachhua chaap mosquito coil with him to the office each day and has a social life comparable to that of Osama bin laden.

3-4 years in the IT services industry leaves a college ka stud boy with a sex appeal of shibu soren and IQ of a masala dosa. All those techie bhaailogs reading this would agree. And expecting an onsite opportunity (Videsh jaane ka chance) in the very first year of your employment makes you look as innocent as Parthiv patel's paaltu khargosh.

And all these reasons coaxed me to switch locations where I would be earning more money to do the same job, checking scraps and exchanging notes on gtalk with friends/blog readers/editors/bots/gtalk_help.

And yeah meanwhile this happened...

Life’s relatively good, as good as being a ball boy in a Kournikova-Sharapova tennis match with salma hayek as the chair umpire, as good as watching India win three medals at the Olympics in our lifetime like the sight of halley’s comet. Life is smiling but then there are dreams, dreams to make it big. When, where and how big. The chronicle will always be at your disposal by the name :- Garambhejafry. :) and yeah this could well be the beginning.


21 Mirch lagi kya?? paani piyo yaha..

Blogger Shashank said...

ab aage aage dekho hota hai sure the ball boy will find ample opportunities to peek....err....pick at the right time......

6:56 PM  
Blogger Aphrodite said...

hihi....ur the one blogger with too many hindi terms in ur blog..couldn't help mentioning....great job...i must say allows u all the lazing around tooo....:)

7:33 PM  
Blogger Ankita Agrawal said...

badhiya hai..
congrats..n do write more n more!

8:19 PM  
Blogger Abhinav said...

wah ji wah!

Okay BJP bhi!

8:40 PM  
Blogger COALESCED said...

Jiyo Jawan!! Am sure u gonna make it big!!

8:49 PM  
Blogger Fighter Jet said...


8:58 PM  
Blogger anurag said...

aapke blogs pe comment karne ki meri haisiyat to nahi hai....butpehli baar aapke post mein mujhe humour ke saath ek chippa hua desire,one undaunted passion dikha bhi ho....carry on or i cud rather say....rock on!!!

10:55 PM  
Blogger Vandita said...

waah gchat aur orkut use karne ke zyaada paise...iss se mast aur kya ho sakta hai :)
wish ur life always is as good :)

1:10 AM  
Blogger Sarath said...

Congrats for the award. Enjoyed your blog. visiting it for the first time.


5:23 PM  
Blogger Parul Gupta said...

hey visited ur blog for the first time...liked ur funny style....


3:38 PM  
Blogger gunj said...

antisocial networking!! so true!! ;)

8:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3-4 years in the IT services industry leaves a college ka stud boy with a sex appeal of shibu soren and IQ of a masala dosa. - How on earth did you come out with this..

Amazing!! :)

n haan, congrats for being featured on platform and also winning the award. Keep scribbling ..

12:47 PM  
Blogger sakshi said...

hey yaar!!ur blog really seems realistic!..its totl time pass..gud goin..

11:37 AM  
Blogger Tazeen said...

I have heard IQ of a peanut but its a first i read IQ of a masala dosa.

Mind you, masal dosa has IQ is double digits at least, after all it is way more complex than a peanut

1:25 PM  
Blogger chacha said...

ladke tu likhta sahi hai... khula aadmi khule dimaag ki upaj hota hai... carry on... aapki dukaan ki window shopping to kaafi time se kar raha hoon... lijiye pehli plate hamari bhi ... one more plate sold ...

7:49 PM  
Blogger The Indian Frog said...

if u manage to crack those scripts to unlock the locked albums do fwd it..JAN HIT MEIN JAARI ..

4:23 AM  
Blogger happyz said...

Woha!! you got 150% hike for doing the best things in office... leme know man - where on earth do you get these jobs.. I will surely buy another 200 plates of your garam bheja fry.

4:39 PM  
Blogger Seshadri said...

hey...have been visiting ur site for some time now,visit count toh badhaya, but comment count nahi..(jst like apna ramesh powar- field pe toh aata hain, but runs nahi, sirf wkt count badhata hain)...too good post, tere thele pe toh hum fokat mein pet-bhar khaake jaate hain. and haan, tum platform pe aa gaye, humein badi khushi hui ;)

12:48 AM  
Blogger Pinku said... u participated in the competition...did Phatichar tell you about it? just wondering cause I had told him...

congrats on the win!!!

4:58 PM  
Blogger Homer said...

hey.. please post your award winning story on the blog.. Pleaaaaasssseeee

12:04 PM  
Blogger AMIT said...

Its very nice pics given.

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7:19 PM  

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