Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Ye hai meri kahani!

Helloooz!! This morning when I was waiting for the company bus at the bus stop, I saw a kid in his school uniform, holding on to an NCERT history textbook mugging up some historical dates (one smartass reader : "Ab geographical dates kya hoti hai be?") scribbled on the back of his book. Exam season hai bhai! i thought. When i looked closely I could read one of the side headings as "When was the last time Garmabhejafry posted something on his blog?". I swallowed a lump in my throat. And when i read the answer I swallowed not just a lump, but a lamp-post. The date was 11th march. *Ahem Ahem* The kiddo was no ishaan awasthi aur hum bhi koi aamir khan nahee.. So we two mutually and silently agreed to leave each other at their own fate.
While the kid was busy with history I was more interested in the surrounding geography. There were some giggly HR girls huddled up nearby, wearing lipstick with enough wax to suffice for waxing off two Jacky shroffs and three anil kapoors. They were probably discussing strategies to make the life of us techies more miserable. (Any HR girls reading this blog by any chance, do add me on gtalk *hew hew* we can settle our issues there *ahem* in private)

And there were a few uptight men, wearing collared t shirts neatly tucked into their starched blue jeans, sucking their paunches in as an evasive action to even a whiff of femininity around. Needless to say they were fellow techies, wearing assorted ID's around their necks belonging to respective dollar hIT companies. Each one of them nourishes a dream inside, of that fateful day when they get a chance to leave shores or may be flaunt their scores (CAT waale). Brownish newspapers rolled under their armpits, cheap and thus heavy laptops taking a toll on their shoulders, manager's (f)ire in their belly and the traffic which moves slower than a parking lot, to boot. Add the daemons of variable pay haunting them each month-end, which they feel is anyday better than the slim pay slip growing to the 'pink' of its health. No wonder more than 2/3rds of the resignation letters are drafted on the back of payslips. And such is the irony that the word they fear the most is: - 'release', an oxymoron in itself. (‘Code release’ for the uninitiated, ab is information ne tere andar kya kya initiate kiya wo apun ko nahee pata.)

Finally the bus did arrive, only to get coagulated in the viscous sea of vehicles a few paces ahead. (Reader: Oye, Raat ko Rapidex ke upar sir rakh ke sota hai kya aajkal ). Nahee bhaailogz and behenjeez, English ke paapi bichhuye ne humey humaari client ki meherbaani se kaata hai, aur hum bhi kaam ke maare ho gaye hai. Garambhejafry sadly needs a 2-3 weeks stint inside a Microwave oven. And like everybody else, i am preparing for CAT.
Recently one of my friends asked me "So howz the prep coming along??". I shrugged it off with a statement which went like.
"My Astrologer is taking care of my Verbal Ability section while i prepare for the other two"
Agli baar 'types of lovers' pesh karunga GBF dissection ka label lagaa ke. Maal tayyar hai, serve karne ko 'time' ke bartan nahee hai. :) Aur haan ek achee khabar. ek aur article publish ho gaya humaara. Paisa bhi mila, which i'll share with only those HR girls who'll share there Gtalk ids with me. Human resourcing your see. :)
Humraa Article JAM magazine waalo ki duaa se


11 Mirch lagi kya?? paani piyo yaha..

Blogger DS said...

Waiting for 'types of lovers' :)
Humari duaain tumka CAT ke liye...

5:22 PM  
Blogger Vandita said...

kya baat hai ji ... all the verrry best for CAT and btw since u havent visited my space in a long time, i had to tell u that i got placed with Wipro Technologies !:D

7:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ignoring verbal ability is injurious to cat.

Congrats on the published article. You should definitely push for more masterpieces.

- Stranger

8:15 PM  
Blogger COALESCED said...

Eye ho marde apne Jyotishi Baba se kah do ki mere VA ka bhi jimma le lewe!! Bahute dhira sthithi hai angrezi ka!

8:36 PM  
Blogger Fighter Jet said...

ur post rocks!

8:48 PM  
Blogger Koi Bhi Purana 21inch ka TV said...

congrats again....
i just hope ur gmail contacts r full....great start to the post.....really rocks!!!

6:27 PM  
Blogger Bubbles of FireWhiskey said...

'wearing lipstick with enough wax to suffice for waxing off two Jacky shroffs and three anil kapoors."

dint knw jackie shroff ws hairy... fancy tat!!!

lovely write up

10:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aisa bahut cases me dekha gaya hai ki
aise log CAT me kranti macha dete hain! :)

1:46 PM  
Blogger gunj said...

lol...saale...mauka mat chaddna HR ki beauties patane ka! :P
great post!
CAT VAT ka chakkar bhot khara hai re...tereko...all d besht!! :)

9:44 PM  
Blogger The Indian Frog said...

Laaluu aur Amrtiya Sen ..
all fared same in CAT last year..

So hope u ll beat Salman Rushdie this time.. like i had beaten Arundhati Roy last year..

HR ki kudiyan zaraa nakhre dikhati hain, but a consistent try can lead to fruit'fool' results..


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