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Sunday, August 03, 2008

Heppi frendsheep day!


In future :-

"Aur bhai, sharma ji, Friendship day mubaa
rak ho!!"

"Ahha ! Aapko bhi bahut bahut mubaarak ho.. yaar hum kaafi der se aapka number try kar rahe the, friendship day ki shubhkaamna dene ke liye, busy aa raha tha jab se"

"Haanji kya bataau ab parv-tyohaar waale din to phone busy hi rehta hai, he he he"

"Aur bataaiye bhabhiji kaha hai, kya pakwaan ban rahe hai aaj?"

"Bhabhi ji baccho ko naye kapde dilaane le gayee hai...aur pakwaan ka kya hai, wahee gujiya aur dahee badey bane hai aaj"

"Haan yaar bhabhi ji se yaad aaya, humaari kaamwaali baai bhi nayee saaree maang rahee hai, friendship day naa ho gaya diwali ho gayee"

"Ye hai hi itna paawan din, aur haan shaam ko humne ghar par ek choti see pooja rakhi hai, Mrs aur baccho ko leke aaiyega"

"Jarur jarur..thoda ghar ke whitewash ka kaam bacha hai wo nipta ke pahuchenge"..



Scene 2 :

"hello..hello Aunty Tina ghar par hai !!"

"kaun??"

"Jee mai uska classmate Ramesh bol raha hu..aunty mujhe tina ko 'haippee fraandship day' wish karna tha"

"Accha achaa tum wahee ramesh ho jisne last year bhi friendship day ke din phone kiya tha?"

"haan aunty mai wahee (Abhaga) ramesh hoon"

"Beta lagta hai iss ek saal me tum kuch khaas progress nahee kar paaye, abhi tak sirf friendship ke liye hi fight maar rahe ho"

"Haan aunty *sighs* beech me Valentine's day bhi nikal gaya, lekin afsos"

"Dhyaan se beta, Raakhi bhi paas hi hai..kahee kuch apshagun naa ho jaaye"

"jarur jarur"


Haippee Fraandsheep day to aal of you barring a few (arey kyuki Valentine's day ka bhi tyohaar aane waala hai). Friendship day is the foundation for the house, to be built ,whose housewarming is scheduled six months later on the valentine's day and subsequent "hum 2 se 3 ho gaye moment" 9 months later on the children's day.

The irony is, your best of friends will never call you or message you on this day except for those assholes who vanished from your social radar completely after college. And then on one fine friendship day they suddenly blip on your cell phone's inbox. if suppose you call them up (condition holds only if the long lost friend is remotely feminine) and ask their whereabouts they take a deep breath and say "Ab kya bataau yaar.....maar rakhi hai". Those "work life imbalance crybabies".

Anyways, the concept of this very day - which the movie "kuch kuch hota hai" gave birth in to the minds of the youth (opportunist cum frustrated baayez)- gives every frustoo like moi a chance to break the ice-berg between any closest good looking object of the opposite sex and similar orientation. And as they say in the west "Happy friendship day, your place or mine?". Hum to phir bhi bahut peeche hai.

Aur ab humaari baari, I have settled down at my place of work. Free diet coke and sprite fountain at work certainly helps, throw in some dime-less cappuccino and i love this place. For kicks i am working on an application which is gonna replace the T9 dictionary you have in your phones (ab pucho ki ye T9 kya hai..message karne time kaam aata hai).

And yeah i have youtube running on my office PC and so blogging takes a back seat and safely makes love with my CAT preps (which is also on the back seat by the way) while the chauffeur (meri naukri) drives them through. But i am sure if i devote the amount of time that Salman khan takes to read "Ab hum khelenge dus ka dam", i may crack something.

In a relatively high paying job like this(and i repeat - relatively), the employer as well as the employee, both pay a price. :) The employer takes care of my pay-cheque and i take care of the "Time cheque" -which i issue to my employer ( its the number of minutes of my day time which i fill in the cheques with, to "pay the price".)

In future, the seniors say, i may have to issue blank cheques as well to my employers, you know what i mean. and they'll say you are learning.Hmpff.

"Ab kya bataau yaar.....maar rakhi hai" ;)

Lets hope the honeymoon period i am enjoying currently with my employer, continues at least till the next Valentine's day, so that i can outsmart Ramesh once again. *wink wink wink....*

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13 Mirch lagi kya?? paani piyo yaha..

OpenID placidfreedom said...

Amazing writeup again abhishek babu..

dekho, zara youtube aur cat se dhyan hata kar blog pe thoda sa raham kar do - ham log bhookhe itne din reh nahi paate warna and bahut mushkilon se din kaatne padte hain :-)

~likhte rahiye~

4:57 PM  
Anonymous gajabkhopdi said...

he he he......life me aadmi bas do cheezon ke peeche bhaagta hai - naukri and chhokri....
naukri se aap kaafi khush lag rahe hain...chhokri ke liye - wish u a happening 'friendship' day! :P

5:38 PM  
Blogger Anshul Agrawal said...

bhai tune woh 2 scenes toh mast likhe but tu itna frustrate mat ho else sach mein tujhe bhi frustration n depresion ka ilaaz karana padega...

6:51 PM  
Blogger gunj said...

tu ye sab bhi karega ab!!??

8:26 PM  
Blogger Abhinav said...

A very happy friendship day 2 u and ur 'girlfriends'..!

8:59 PM  
Blogger anurag said...

mast wala post l
a phir se......mazzaaa gaya

11:51 PM  
Blogger Vandita said...

hun kithe ho tussi?? as in which company abhi?
super post!

2:15 PM  
Blogger The Indian Frog said...

oye SAM ko bol ke tera net band karwa dunga ofish mein..

1:09 AM  
Blogger Ankita Agrawal said...

hahaha!
i loved this post!
ab mujhe ye post har frndship day pe yaad aayega :)

3:44 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

hey pal ! Now i cudnt go back n comment on all of ur blogs !! All i cn say is that u use puns amzingly !!! All ur posts r worth reading n beautifully written :)

3:19 PM  
Blogger chacha said...

saala, ladki ko frndhip day pe to apun kabhi hello ni bolega...
mood thodi naa kharab karna hai bhai... ..... one sec for clarification... i meant uska mood aur mera future,
hum to bhaiya jaise hai waise hi hai, frndship day hamare kya ukhad sakte hai (i m assuming implicit non veg is allowd in the comments), kuttey ki puchch kabhi sidhi kaha hui hai...
dahrti ki faaltu badiyo pe try maar ke, bhagwaan se dushmani mol le ke sec C (secant C, read sexy) apsarao ka chance kya waste karna ..

7:59 PM  
Blogger Abhishek Chopra said...

ROFL!! "Hum to abhi bhi bahut peeche hain!!"

Awesome!!

Regards
Abhishek

3:02 PM  
Blogger Abhinav said...

History repeating! :)
happy fraandship day!
02-08-09

3:45 PM  

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