Tuesday, July 01, 2008

I have quit!

Yes, i have shifted loyalties. My current employer has treated me well enough to coax me to look for greener pastures. (reaching where i'll look for (more) greener pastures). This is what i call the "Mad cow disease". You always look for greener pastures to graze on (and drop your load) and then later ruminate or may be "rue"-minate. The blogging hiatus was the immediate manifestation. And not to mention my manager and this blog suffered equally. Lekin kya kare ab to chidiya udd gayee!

I'll keep this post short and sweet ( that's how i used to describe my ex *sigh*).


Some days back one of my moronic friends sent me a text which read like "Porno spoofs on hollywood blockbusters :-

" 1. Saving private ryan -> 'Shaving private ryan' or 'shaving ryan's privates'.

2. You've got mail -> You've got male...genitalia.

The moron inside me got inspired.... and i replied him back with an array or should i say a festival of movie names.

3. The fantastic four :- The fantastic whore.

4. Ex-men. (A movie on transvestites).

5. 300 -> Three (hundred) some.

6. Lord of the g-strings.

7. Hairy Daughter and the neighborhood bastard. (harry potter waali koi bhi movie)

8. A beautiful mind -> A beautiful behind.

9. When Harry mate(s) sally.

Lets c how many you can add to the list.... kripya offendiaaye nahee!!

And i promise to post a big one here once i am done with my joining formalities and guess what i got a 150% hike. ;)


18 Mirch lagi kya?? paani piyo yaha..

Blogger Urv said...

The 1st one to come to mind is ofcourse Jab we mate

7:07 PM  
Blogger Abhinav said...

Cool... typical cop-porn stuff!

9:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forrest Hump

8:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thunder BALLS!!

2:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cmon man update the names above....

2:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hehhhe...gudd one! :P One similar title that made us friendz laugh out loud was "The Balls of Fury"..which was some movie based on table tennis i guess..

Last but not the least, Congratulations! :)



8:56 AM  
Blogger gunj said... blog adolescent hogaya :P

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoa 150% hike.. thats soo cool..
Got an increment of just 10% this year :( me jealous :(

well, some movies do come into my mind along these lines..
I am Legend --> I am Lesbian (4 fans of Deepa Mehta)
Ram Gopal verma ki aag --> Ram gopal verma ki ga*** me aag

10:38 AM  
Anonymous Shiva said...

The Fast and the editing required.The beauty lies in the beholder's eyes

Another 1:
Orgl:Andheri raat mein diya tere haath mein(asli ki picture hai bhai)=>Andheri raat mein kiya tere haath mein(1 date gone teribbly wrong)

1 more:
Bhoot=>(Explicit content has been removed)

Heyy Babyy=>Gay Babyy

Namaste London=>Namaste (Lund)on

1:55 PM  
Blogger Stranger said...

Love your job, but never fall in love with your company bcoz u never know when company stops loving you - Narayana Murthy

good, d loyalty is shifted...

10:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good will humping

12:32 PM  
Blogger Fighter Jet said...

150% !!!!!!!!!!!!!1


4:45 PM  
Blogger Comfortably Numb said...

American booty, Schindler's Fist, Oceans 11,12,13 inches, Sperminator, Star Whores, Womb Raider, American Spankster, Forest Hump!

Thats all I can think of :)


2:09 PM  
Blogger Comfortably Numb said...

Ohh and how can I forget "School of Cock" :D

2:12 PM  
Blogger Sam said...

great hike mate!!
wish I had that.. to yeh MBA ke chakar mein nahi padta!!

2:56 PM  
Blogger phatichar said...


Ab bas bhi kar yaar..hasaa hasaa ke maaroge kya?

2:49 PM  
Blogger Vandita said...

hey 150% thats awesome :) congrats
as for the movie spoof names ... v funny!

2:07 PM  
Blogger chacha said...

Mai prem ki diwani hoon --> Mai prem ki purani (waali) hoon

haan, chalo fir kabhi aur try maara jayega....

8:11 PM  

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