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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Swines and technology


When I was a small kid, I read in my Colorful English grammar textbook that an example of an Exclamatory sentence is :

"Hurrah! we have won the match".

In my 18 years of conscious existence, iski sibling ki, kisi ko "hurrah" bolte naa suna. I mean hmpfff.

Hi there, it has been a long time since I scribbled something non-bulleted at this space, the kind of points which describe the kind of people - for an instance - who are ear-plugged to Ajay devgan's movie songs in office, while playing it so loud, that the "Naa kajre ki dhaar, naa motiyo ka haar..." song spills over to 10 cubicles around, from their miniature earplugs. No wonder you have to fire a cannon-ball to catch their attention. haah!

Enough of segregating people with a FB-quiz-sque mindset, I mean c'mon I am/could be one of them as well. And no points to the person, who wants to remind me that the song "Naa kajre ki dhaar..." song is not from an Ajay devgan movie. hmpff!

Look around you, the world has changed since I last posted here. Look at that Bolt fellow, people say he should wear a license plate on his arse, and should be given a fair chance of oiling the cops, lest they nab him for speeding. If he plays cricket, he should be made to stand on the square leg boundary, and he'll still be able to pull off those bat-n-pad catches. Talking of cricket, the kangaroos, with their tails firmly between their "asses"(ha!), have hopped back to their den, to assault the poor Indian student whose English is as good as your Spanish. Green card chaida tainu!

And the other big news story causing 'news-breakage' once too often on 24x7 news channels, is involving the turmoil within a national party, whose top leaders take turns in rubbing life in to the 'Jinnah of the lamp', who in turn, ironically grants wishes only to their political opponents.

"Jas want to say I am not shourie".

Yeah they just want to say they aren't apologizing for what they have said, and why should they. Hmpff.

Besides on the personal front, life has become sedate, weekends are hectic and the gruesome-weekdays oxymoronic. An efficient work-drainage system has to in place before the work-monsoon arrives and causes work-logging on my way to a timely exit from the office on weekdays. You don't need any drainage if you stay at a higher altitude. You know what I mean.

In other news, our very own square-jawed George-clooney - Ekta chaudhary dint make it to the final fifteen of the Miss Universe pageant, for reasons mentioned at the beginning of this sentence. A miss universe makes news only twice a year, once when she is crowned the title and the other time when she is crowning the new miss universe; rest of the time, her name remains an answer of a GK quiz question of reasonable difficulty.

The spread of Swines and technology has jeopardized the survival of mankind, or at least this is what, you know WHO, makes us want to believe. After a swine-flu hastened death recorded in my lane where I stay and 5 confirmed cases already detected on the same floor as I work, I still am optimistic, coz people say I am a swine and just need a day's rest to recover.
The panic situation in pune is so bad that people are being robbed on sneeze-point. (Gun-point is passé'). People are wearing space-suits to multiplexes, and even shahid kapoor is pronouncing 'Slu' as 'Slu' only!

Enuf of bakwaas, go watch/do shaktiman with shahid!

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Blogger The Misdirected Arrow said...

Hurray! I have read your post.
Naa kajre ki dhaar ki takkar me tu tera favorite gaana "Bholi bhali ladki, khol tere dil ki pyaar wali khidki ho ho ho" chala diya kar, sab theek ho jayega...
Baaki scientist babu kaam par dhyaan diya karo, cricket, carrom aur catchum catch khel ke kuch bhala nahi hone wala tumhara!

P.S. - Holy mother of Jejus! Ye post likhtey huey seedhi chading kya?? Itne saare Hmpff!

11:39 AM  
Anonymous GajabKhopdi said...

GK quiz of extremely high difficulty -On which actress(model/bandi/chhokri...whateva) was "Na kajre ki dhaar" shot!! Boojho to jaanein!!:P

By the way humare hostel me to raat ko dhai baje kisi na kisi ka speaker shehnai baja raha hota hai...aur 4 baje kaminey dhan tanaan kar rahe hote hain :D

Waise kuch din pehle read in a newspaper ki Usain Bolt's running technique is similar to that of a cheetah. Ab na to maine cheetey ko do taango pe bhaagte dekha hai, na bolt ko chaar tango pe...fir bhi newspaper wale kehte hain to chalo maan liya jaye ki unki technique similar hai.. :P

Bade dino se aapke post pe rakhi jee nazar nahi aayin...lagta hai wo ab 'var' ke baad 'devar' ki khoj me lagi hain

12:51 PM  
Blogger Ashyta said...

Karan-t-li Affairs?

Hmpff, ke itte expressions??? Hmpff..

Kaash humne beauty pageant mein Aapki Kekta ko bheja hota, thode bahut emotional stunts karke le hi aati "Crow-n"

S-wine, female hoti hai waise Mr. S-wine. Bachpan ki English ki Rangbirangi kitaab mein Animal Genders bhi hote thae. :P

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Blogger Abhinav said...

Regular post karne se itna hmff hmpff nahi hoga...

Bolt ka bolt dheela hojayega jaldi hi aise hi bhaagta raha toh! Hehe.. don't you have any sympathies with BJP?

}:-)

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Anonymous ankita said...

ahem yeah..from songs to swines..you said it all :-)
Lots of somethings going on in our country..
and LOLs over 'our george clooneish Miss India'....

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Blogger Mads said...

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Swine wala i liked the most.
Ekta female ko i have not seen..no comments :P
Shourieeeeeeeeeeee :P :))

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Ekdum trademark GBF, enjoyed each and every line.

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