Sunday, March 15, 2009

Types of Love-birds - PART II

4) The Possessive (read jeene nahee dungi) types:-
This is the category of those cupid struck couples where one of them,(read the female) is extra possessive of the other. If suppose they went shopping and she finds her boyfriend staring at a female mannequin for more than 3 seconds then she won't speak to him for 3 days and moreover spy on his cell phone for the next 1 month as to whether the mannequin and her boyfriend are exchanging text messages.
If the boyfriend doesn't pick her call in 2 rings then she's damn sure her boyfriend is making out with a blonde bombshell in a Nariman point penthouse, even though the poor guy was just washing his stinking chadddi-baniyaan in the bathroom.

Girl : "Kahaaa the??????"

Boy: "Jaanu mai to bathroom me..."

Girl : "Itni der se...mai itni pareshaan ho gayee....bata ke bhi nahee gaye..tumhe meri koi chinta
nahee have changed a lot...%#$#$#...."

Boy: arey abhi 5 minute pehle hi to bataya tha ki chaddi dhone jaa raha hu...

Girl : "Hawwwwwwwwww ....Kiski chaaddiiiiiiiiiiiii??"

Boy : "Chunky pande ki chaddi...arey apni chaddi hi to dhounga naa jaanu"

Girl "Tumhe mazaak soojh raha hai, jaao mai tumse baat nahee karti *hangs up*

Boy:(looks at the phone) Teri maa ki.....

Girl: "Kya bolaaaa..."

Boy: "Errr Arey matlab ...Teri man ki baat mai samajh gaya tha jaanu, aage se tumhe kabhi akela nahee chhodunga" *the boy thanks harbhajan singh under his breath*

As you can see, for such girls giving some space to your partner in a relationship is akin to sending the Indian cricket team to play a 5 test match series in Baluchistan, with Narendra modi as the team coach.

5) The Super chipkoo types :-

"Baby meri naak pe machhar baitha hai, usey mai maar du??"

"Baby meri peeth pe khujli ho rahee hai khujla lu?"

Teri to! Such guys(?) are super naturally committed to their partners. They would wear the same color clothes to college, wear lockets where the one half is with the guy and the other half is worn by the girl, get tattoos done of each other’s names in exotic languages. PDA (public display of Affectio...err Acrobatics) is just another means to strengthen their bond, even if the cell phone cameras around are heating up. They both repose their faith in one holy verse lifted from a holier scripture-
"khullam khulla pyar karenge hum dono, iss duniya se nahee darenge hum dono" . And they do just that, they are the regulars at all the Ram gopal verma movies. After one such show when I asked the gatekeeper, how was the turnout for the show.

"Saab aaj to ek hi banda aaya dekhne"
"Nahee yaar ghuse to dono the"
"Nahee ji seat to ek hi occupied dikh rahee thi"
"Never mind" I said.

The Kaamdev-d and his paaro go to the classes, tuitions, motions, cafeteria, basketball court, mess hall, library, loo and lot of other places of which I have no clue, TOGETHER. Even the Siamese twins may separate for a smoke or an urgent nature call, but not them. Long live their bond.

6) The Shhhh.. couple :-

"Jaanu on your b'day i'll gift you an imported Aftershave lotion"

"How sweet of you baby, but I still prefer the one you are using right now"


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23 Mirch lagi kya?? paani piyo yaha..

Blogger Abhinav said...

majaa agaya.. mast malaaai maarke tadka lagaa k diya yeh wala toh..
dhowing chadddiiis!

Sach baat hai.. aajkal k ladka ladki toh.. !

gud yaar.. mera aasirwaad hai ki aisee hi post aatii rahein!


12:31 AM  
Blogger Mads said...

hehe this one is better than previous one..
specially like possessive wala
=)) ekdum rofl che :D
great going :D :D :D \:D/

1:09 AM  
Blogger peter said...

(yes i read the whole post dun go by jus that acronym) :D

2:44 AM  
Blogger The Misdirected Arrow said...

Really loved the "Regulars at all the Ram gopal verma movies" line.
Maybe the BF tells his GF "Aaj Agar Corner seat nahi mili to movie dekh lenge" :D

6:14 AM  
Blogger Shankster said...

'Teri maan ki' bloody brilliant! you're surpassing yourself

10:19 AM  
Blogger Garam Bheja Fry said...

@ abhinav

i thought of naming this post as "chunky pandey ki chaddi"...

tu kis category me me hai?

@ Mads

"New and improved"... "pehle se behtar" oye complan nahee bech raha hu mai! :D

possessive wala :- "Jaanu GaramBhejaFry ne post likha hai, padh lu"

@ peter

mere LOLa kutty! keyboard pe dhool saaf kar de...thoda keys pe ungliyaa ghis le!

@ Aru

Hahaha! Whenever some guy in the ticket queue of some multiplex asks for "Teen corner seats dena"..aise insaan se door raho! :P

@ shankster

Thank bhajji! Symonds ki man ki baat samajh gaya wo!

11:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Harbhajan one was awesome!
Lovely post as always...

11:23 AM  
Blogger Abhinav said...

main uss category main hoo jo aisee posts likhe!
Single people hi aisee posts likhte hain!

yes, sach is kadwa!

12:07 PM  
Blogger Ankita Agrawal said...

:-D :-D :-D
There you go again...!!
I commented y'day on the previous post for more such categories..and here we have it...!!
Quick service :-P

Fodu hai...esspessiallyyyyyyyyyyyy posessive vala....:-D :-D

12:17 PM  
Blogger Fighter Jet said...


10:26 PM  
Blogger The Rat... said...

sahi hai!!!!

i still haven't to know ur category, abhi

7:46 AM  
Blogger Sarath said...

Is there a third part to this epic?? Funny as hell...

4:22 PM  
Blogger KC said...

ladke, ur creative spark remains unperturbed....another good one....lage raho, hum tumhare saath hain....Sssshhhhhhh....!! :P

8:46 PM  
Blogger Jass said...

Hahah! Bloody hilarious! Chunky pande ki chaddi! LOL! Better than part 1!

12:43 PM  
Blogger rahul said...

ROFLMAO..good one dude!!

11:48 PM  
Blogger Am In Trance said...

Wah Wah..!! Kya Adhyayan Kiya Hai Aapne..
Boyfriends ki peeda ko tum hi samjhte ho..
Jug Jug Jeeyo Mere Laal...
Haste Raho.. Hasate Raho...

12:05 PM  
Blogger Vandita said...

"sending the Indian cricket team to play a 5 test match series in Baluchistan, with Narendra modi as the team coach."
OMG hAhahaaa
shhh wala super lol tha...
awesome post abhishek :)
as always!

4:03 PM  
Blogger Nupur said...

Awesome post!! The thanking Harbhajan Singh thing was really really innovative!!

4:40 PM  
Blogger AMIT said...

Too Good Too Good.Dont have words to describe your blog.Keep it up.

Lingerie Alley

11:12 AM  
Blogger Parag said...

less words .. most meanings waali theory at its best demonstration in the last category .. :P


2:51 AM  
Anonymous Parag J said...

less words .. most meanings waali theory at its best demonstration in the last category .. :P


2:51 AM  
Anonymous MeetLove said...

That's funny! I sometimes think at myself as being to possessive, but after reading your example, I think that I'm not that bad:)

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