India this week

With just a week left for you to 'cast your vote' or may be 'vote your caste', the election campaign is heating up like never before. Everyone has an opinion nowadays, and they are sure wielding it out in the open, but as garambhejafry puts it, opinion is like an ass, almost everybody has a (loop)hole in it.

Even the watchman of my building, the pseudo communist Nepali had to say something about the shoe episode, he said and I quote

"Shoe-tiyapa ho gaya shaabji !!"

Shoetiyapa it was. Chidambaram faced a reebok err rebuke which he had never faced before for his words. That’s what happens when a man whom you trust with the numbers starts mincing words instead. On second thoughts why is that the shoe always misses its target, never has it hit the intended recipient, quite a shoe miss-tery is this.

But yeah some good news trickled in as well in these dire times, like India's win in the kiwiland, the miss India pageant, my new haircut, varun gandhi still in jail etc etc.

IPL is about to kick off. All the teams and their cricketing brains have reached down under. Shilpa shetty whose knowledge about the game is comparable to that of Shamita shetty's, is pretty pumped up and has vowed to put her grey cells to some use. Just the other night she roared in full media glare

"We will crush Pakistan!! Woohoo *raj kundera elbow* err yeah in ...rawalpindi...when we...umm tour them.. ".

Shut (the door) up and pounce, will u!!

Preity Zinta has promised she will throw fewer hugs this time, the last time on her hugging spree she accidentally hugged one of the poles (on which the team t-shirt was hung) three times. By the way Rakhi sawant has said that if she owns a team in future, she is ready to smooch all the players, except that MIKAel hussey.

Vijay Mallya is all set to put all his businesses on display during the matches which royal Challengers play. So this time expect drunken cheerleaders, the drinks trolley driven by Narain karthikeyan into the ground, a vivid demo by his airline attendants as to how to wear pads, helmet and gloves in a terribly accented voice-over, and other exciting stuff.

Watching the royal challengers bat is as exciting as listening to the radio commentary of the bikini round at the miss world pageant. What can u expect from a team which has been named after a product, sheesh I cannot imagine what the team-name would have been, if Vijay mallya had been manufacturing kaayam churn. Kaayam churners. Whoa. *wrath of the author is justified as he is a bangalorean*

Well the coach of the kolkata knightriders, Mr. John Buchanan has come up with a plan according to which the kids who stand near the boundary ropes are gonna be the captains of the team, who will then consult the cheerleaders for the bowling changes. Shahrukh khan has diplomatically endorsed the plan right away and couriered few lollypops to kolkata.

And finally we'll wrap up this news update with a chat between a father and his two kids I overheard...

Three of them watching Roadies on Mtv

Kid: "Papa is that fat girl wearing pink a robot??"

Father: "No but why do you ask son?"

Kid : "No, whenever she speaks we can only hear Beep beeps"

Boy : "No she can't be a robot with such Big....err..foul-mouth"

Father: "yeah right!"

C ya...btw this is the 100th post on the blog. :)

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