Chopra khaandan ki kahaani - dweetiyaa..

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“Dekhti hu iss baar kaise bachte ho Mr. RAJVEER CHOPRA”.*echo echo echo *.her tone becomes vicious when she announces the name….

*drums beating interspersed with some shamshaan ghaat music *(don’t ask me what it is)

The Vamp carries a grand orchestra tied to his silk pallu and a full Shehnaaj hussain beauty parlor in her handbag. The room looks like a lobby of some five star hotel smelling of a ton of Do number kaa paisaa.

It has to look magnificient as It is the pushtaini makaan of the chopra khaandaan.
* bhaai saab izzat ka sawaal hai*

Scene 2 :

Party time… As the mighty chopras have just bagged a multi million dollar contract. (even the producer of the show has no idea what product do the chopras manufacture let alone my ma…).

They are all dressed up in designer suits holding a glass each of what looks like premium apple juice but in reality is municipalty tap water. After every two minutes they let out a rich n successful bizzneshman hasee “ haah haaaah haah”…
They use words like tender, clients, deadline, shipment while they talk and my ma thinks they are the reason why the Indian economy is galloping ahead. A cheap quality saxophone is being played in the background with probably the saxophonist held at gun point.

* Saxophone naam se hi high class lagta hai naaa *…

Few other people are shown enjoying in the backdrop.they are the cousins of the spotboys who’ll be paid 75-80 rs for shaking their head and gesticulating with their hands as if finalizing business deals.They form the crowd of the party. No viewer looks at them except their relatives in their gaaon in U.P. and bihar.

“Arey Mishra ka laundaa Tee bhi (tv) par aaya hai dekho uhaa kone me khadaa hai…Suit boot pahine hai….ketna badaa aadmi ban gaya hai *sigh * ”
Mishra is sure a proud father today, whose son inspired by govinda ran away with ‘maa ke jewar’ for “hero ban ne” to baaambay.

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At this point of time I am as interested in the serial as rabri devi is interested in the Spanish premier league or Pamela Anderson in the politics of jharkhand.
But I am too lazy to displace my butt to some other coordinates so I stay there lying with the empty lays packet.

Scene 3 :

The chopra head office where our sundar susheel actress works is shown.She is as busy with the files as if she has to attend a WTO meet the next day….She is hard-working…she’s the ideal bahoo…My mum looks at me *ahem* I look inside the lays packet K..

The iklauta waaris of chopra khaandan is due to arrive today from ‘vilaayat’ after ‘poori karke’ his padhaai. And you know what to expect next….

To be continued……

(1st comment of the post : A maamu jaldi se khatam kar re…kaiko itna dimaag kaa chemical kharch karela hai tu..)